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Purplezebra99

1. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 10:16am UTC
   "i'm selfish, impatient and alittle insecure. I make mistakes, i am out of control and at
   times hard to handle. But if you can't
   handle me at my worst, then you sure as
   hell don't deserve me at y best."
   -Marilyn Monroe
   
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2. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 10:07am UTC
   *Me getting in trouble by my dad*
   My Dad: HALEY bring me your ipad and phone!
   Me:*takes them to my dad and goes back in my room*
   My brother: dad.. don't forget her iphone
   My dad: logan go back and get her iphone from her
   My brother: dad... she doesn't have and iphone... hhahhahhaa
   My dad: LOGAN DON'T JOKE WITH ME!
   LMFAO!
   nmq/ nmf.
   
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3. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 6:33pm UTC
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   FAVE IF...
   You would go out of your way just to find that one classroom or locker with the number of
   69.♥
   ------------------------
   *nmf
   
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4. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   format by RetroRainbow
   -------------~♥~------------
   Find that guy that will pick up every peice of your shattered heart & put it back together keeping one peice for himself
   fand replacing it with a peice of his
   ♥
   
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5. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC
   Are you my
   prince charming?
   Nah, doubt it.
   </3
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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6. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   Going to mcdonalds for a salad
   is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
   Format: twilightgirl995
   
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7. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   And who else
   would be screwed
   if you friends saw your witty?
   fave this if you would.♥
   nmf♥
   
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8. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 4:29pm UTC
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9. Purplezebra99
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   Got acne?
   Just ask your girlfriend what
   to do. Oh wait, you dont have
   one.
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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10. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    It is better to be hated for what you
    are than be loved for what you are not. .
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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11. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    
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12. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
    ♥
    Format by Cookiedoughformats
    
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13. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:36pm UTC
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    MENU
    ► ll
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    One direction
    What makes you beautiful
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    format credit to:
    julietechoecho
    mq.nmf
    ♥format
    
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14. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Loving is the most unmitigated and courageous act
    I perform in a day
    .......//,,
    
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15. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Courage is doing what
    you're afraid to do
    .
    There can be no courage
    unless you're scared
    .
    - Eddie Rickenbacker
    
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16. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
    It's about learning how to dance in the rain.
    - Vivian Greene
    
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17. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Life is a song - sing it.
    Life is a game - play it.
    Life is a challenge - meet it.
    Life is a dream - realize it.
    Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
    Life is love - enjoy it.
    - Sai Baba
    
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18. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    ♥Fave if you love one driection♥
    
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19. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.♥
    
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20. Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Everything has beauty, but not everyone see's it.♥
    
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