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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    SOME GUY JUST CHASED AFTER ME YELLING
    “excuse me? hello!! miss!!" AND WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED HE WAS TALKING TO ME I TURNED AROUND AND HE CAME UP TO ME AND TOO K MY HAND AND TOLD ME HE SAW ME IN THE PHARMACY STORE AND HE THOUGHT I WAS THE MOST CAPTIVATING BEAUTIFUL GIRL HE’D EVER SEEN AND HE WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT THEN HE SAW ME WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND DECIDED TO TAKE HIS CHANCE AND NOW WE’RE GONNA MEET FOR COFFEE?? THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN MOVIES OH MY GOD

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    If my teenage years
    are my best years
    my life sucks
    and i give up

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    I really need to learn the diffrence
    between being hungry and being bored.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    We are all guilty
    of saving old messages from someone
    who became really special in our lives
    and going to familiar places
    that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
    and smiles on our faces.
    It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
    because every time that person crosses our minds,
    we remember the instances when
    we were happy and complete.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:40am UTC
    "You speak another language? Teach me all the swear words!"

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    ; your story isn't over yet.

  7. sunshineandhappiness* sunshineandhappiness*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    &Today, I am one month
    cut free

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    *When you go to Heaven*
    Jesus: Nah Brah
    Jesus: You kept scrolling
    You: ...

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

  10. Gigi_Tirado Gigi_Tirado
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Someone, somewhere had their first kiss tonight.
    And it was beautiful.

  11. writingforyou writingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    We're happy, free, confused
    and lonely at the same time.

  12. Xx_Deal_With_It_xX* Xx_Deal_With_It_xX*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Jack: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
    David: Dude, you stuffed my cat into a pillow and went around the house saying "It's a pillow, it's a pet,, it's a pillow pet!
    Jack: Aww crap.

  13. kaylhaaxo kaylhaaxo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Girl I hate: *Breathes*
    Me: Can you not

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    How To Win My Heart
    1. Have a good music taste.
    2. Wear cool band tees
    3. Give them to me.

  15. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Then, suddenly,
    Nothing happened.
    But it happened suddenly!

  16. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Only one thing did not make it out of the Apocalpyse
    Twinkles
    RIP

  17. _pinkypromise _pinkypromise
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    I wonder how many people
    I've looked at all my life and
    never seen.
    -John Steinbeck

  18. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
    me: nods understandingly as i eat raw cookie dough

  19. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Someone should buy the Mayans
    a new calendar for Christmas.

  20. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    If I had a rapper name it
    would probably be
    Lay-Z.

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