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  1. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    a complete stranger
    told me she liked my shorts today
    i have never smiled so much in my life


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. cutie314xo cutie314xo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
    you see all these people on here who are 'witty famous'
    i'd love to log on and have 4 notifications , never mind 400+
    4 would be all it would take to make my day

  4. Solalapo Solalapo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    Girl: OMG, What did you get me!?
    Boy: See that pink Mercedes?
    Girl: OMG YES!!!
    Boy: I got you a toothbrush, the same color
    Girl:-_-

  5. arigaby99 arigaby99
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    *Me teaching my grandma how to use the internet*
    Me: So you doubleclick the blue 'e' icon on the desktop
    Her: Desktop? there's no blue 'e' on my desktop!
    Me: The blue 'e' on the screen grandma
    Her: Oh ok!
    Her: Why wont it open?
    Me: ._. Double click it!
    Her: *clicks it*
    Me: Click it faster or it wont open
    Her: *clicks it*
    Me: GIVE ME IT! *clicks it*
    Her: Ok ok I already know this stuff!
    Me: Yeah, you do
    Her: But how do I enter to Noodle?
    Me: o.O Noodle?
    Her: Yes, Noodle. The site where you can find stuff
    Me: Oooh you mean Google
    Her: Google? Whats 'Google'
    Me: -____- *sigh* Its going to be a long day
    true story

  6. youarebeutifulxoxo youarebeutifulxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I hate when just one earphone
    Stops working

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Okay.
    The next time I hear a school-related commerecial, I will rip the persons throat out.
    -________________________-

  8. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Me: *walks out into hallway, where my mom is standing*
    Mom: *Gasps, while reading a letter.* You have to go to summer school! They sent us a letter, and it says you failed math, you still go to high school, but during math you have to go to the middle school.
    Me: WHAT?! No way.. I can't. I failed! Omg!
    Mom: Yeah.. I'm sorry honey.
    Me: Wait. Let me see the letter. *tries to grab letter*
    Mom: *pulls letter away, but not fast enough and I grab it.*
    Me: YOU LIED! THIS IS A BILL! I COULD OF HAD A HEARTATTACK.
    Mom: Hahhahaahahahahahaha. Yeah, I know. To bad you didn't. *walks away*
    Me: * :o *

  9. DaBossEmma DaBossEmma
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    The sudden energy you get late at night

    nmf.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    who here wants to be
    famous someday?
    nmq

  11. Arrowzx Arrowzx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. YouKillMeInAGoodWay YouKillMeInAGoodWay
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    (I was at the store today and a little boy came up too me)
    Him; Can you help me find my mommy?
    Me; Sure I can. What does she look like?
    Him; She's tall and has black hair.
    (Walk around for ten mintues then we found his mother)
    His mom; Thank you for finding him. -She says smiling-
    Me; It's no problem, have a great rest of the day. -start to walk away and I hear him talk to his mom-
    (Boy to his mom)
    His mom; Why did you run off like that?
    Him; She caught my eye.
    Then I walk off smiling, this HONESTLY happened and made my life.<3

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Human beings have nine senses:1. Touch 2. Sight 3. Taste 4. Hearing 5. Smell 6. Thermoception (sense of heat)7. Equilibrioception (sense of balance)8. Nociception (perception of pain from skin, joints and organs)9. Proprioception (unconsious knowledge of wear your body parts are)

  14. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Youtube music viedo: Stops and comes up with the stupid circle, loading icon thing.
    Me: Clicks everywhere spaztically hoping it will play again.
    Me: *waits*
    Me: *Gets a drink*
    Me: Sighs and clicks cross button to close down the internet tab
    Youtube music video: Starts playing again for two seconds before my internet tab closes.
    Me: -.-

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    wouldn't it be great if,
    sweatpants were sexy,
    Monday's were fun,
    junk food didn't make you fat,
    girls didn't cause so much drama,
    guys weren't so confusing,
    you were never judged,
    & goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
    Format by Yayrey

  16. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    This is a conversation I witnessed today in a parking lot. True story.
    Guy: I'm not staring at your boobs, I swear. I'm just trying to read your shirt.
    Girl: Uh, it's a solid blue tank top.
    Guy: Which is why it's so hard to read!

  17. xoariareneexo913 xoariareneexo913
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    My cat is a rapper. His name?"
    Wiska Lifa........
    -----------♥-----------

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:11am UTC
    And here's to the kids
    that actually remember September 11th, 2001.

  19. Dinocaulay Dinocaulay
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    The Key To The Universe Could Be Written In The Terms And Conditions And Nobody Would Ever Know

  20. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Why villains in Scooby Doo are arrested?
    For actually committing a crime
    For putting on a costume
    and scaring people.
    nmf

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