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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 29, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: Aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: We're sorry, you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version for that feature.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC

When did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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happiest*
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November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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November 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

If I lay here
If I just lay here
would you get my charger because my laptop is about to die

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spence*
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November 8, 2013 1:37pm UTC

things that make me cry:
math
people
actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

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bye*
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November 5, 2013 6:05pm UTC

what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

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happiest*
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November 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

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happiest*
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November 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC

the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:30am UTC

"And I think the first sign you notice
when you begin to gain feelings towards
a person, is just how easily you get jealous when
they give others the attention which you crave."

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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Hale_Storm18
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November 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC

he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. i said, "my eyes are brown."

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happiest*
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October 29, 2013 2:43pm UTC

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH-T

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 2:14pm UTC

why are bras so expensive?
like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC

unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

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happiest*
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October 30, 2013 2:49pm UTC

boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger

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happiest*
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November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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happiest*
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November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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happiest*
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November 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them

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