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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: I cleaned all the dishes
    Mom: Aren't you going to put them away too?
    Me: We're sorry, you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version for that feature.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    When did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

  5. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    If I lay here
    If I just lay here
    would you get my charger because my laptop is about to die

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    things that make me cry:
    math
    people
    actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC
    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:30am UTC
    "And I think the first sign you notice
    when you begin to gain feelings towards
    a person, is just how easily you get jealous when
    they give others the attention which you crave."

  12. happiest* happiest*
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    November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. i said, "my eyes are brown."

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    October 29, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH-T

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    why are bras so expensive?
    like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
    they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
    teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
    oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
    i wonder why
    jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    October 30, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger

  18. happiest* happiest*
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    November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    me: Oh god it's time to get up.
    me: ugh clothing
    me: Ugh hair
    me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
    me: oh god I hate this place
    me: no I don't like you leave me alone
    me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
    me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
    me: Nice azz
    me: the f-ck you lookin at?
    me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
    me: Please just shut up
    me: YES HOME
    me: YES INTERNET
    me: YES BED

  19. happiest* happiest*
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    November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Roses are white
    nightlock is blue
    it’s called Catching Fire
    not Hunger Games 2

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them

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