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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC

non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
at the terrible state of my
English abilities, as for the
English language is not my mother
tongue. I hope you forgive me
for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:44pm UTC

lets be real here
if witty actually had its
own country it would devolve into violent
anarchy in like 3 minutes tops
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC

what if
people could go anon in
real life like with the push of a
button they become this
faceless gray person wow
imagine anons just walking around in
public imagine an anon sprinting
towards you on all fours
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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SarahTebow333
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 8:58am UTC

Grades don't measure intelligence
and age doesn't measure maturity

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC

So there's this boy.. ♥
His name is Timmy and he's special needs. Friday night there was a dance that he went to. Two years ago Timmy had a crush on me, I'm not sure if he still does. We'd talk a lot and he's just adorable. Anyways, at the dance Call Me Maybe came on. When it was the chorus I sang it to him. When I finished he replied, "Oooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aayyyyyyyyyyyyyy." And everyone started laughing. A couple minutes later my friends and I were going around and fist pumping around groups that wern't dancing. Timmy wasn't dancing so I went over to him and told him to. It's sort of hard for him to move, but he started fist pumping. Then, he got down on the ground and started spinning. When Timmy got up everyone high-fived him and he seemed really happy. His mom watched all of this, she came over to me and said, "Thanks Danielle, for making Timmy having a good time. HE really appreciates it. You don't know how much this means to me and Timmy."
It made me so happy that I made a difference.

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XxLovesickilyxX
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Dentist: "So, how's school going?"
Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa."
Dentist: "That sounds fun"

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SarahTebow333
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 2:53pm UTC

I'd rather stay quiet
than explain my problems to people who don't give a f//k.

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SarahTebow333
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 8:55am UTC

The more you talk
about them the more you fall in love with them

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 8:17pm UTC

i'm weird;
accept it, and
move on.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:48pm UTC

the wait is
definitely
worth it
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC

teacher: put this handout in a safe place somewhere where you
know exactly where it is just guard it with ur life never let it out of ur sight
me: shoves paper into bottom of bookbag and doesn't find it again until 2016

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Today my teacher read off a passage of a story written by a young online author
I was like "wow. this is really good."Then I realized it was my story "The Virgin."

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伤*
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:30am UTC

I'm not perfect
but I keep trying
cause that's what I said I would do from the start
I'm not alive if I'm lonely, so please don't leave
Was it something I said or just
My personality
(OneDirection)

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:02pm UTC

times may change in life but my love for you never will.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:18pm UTC

It's my life
and I'm not sitting on the sidelines, watching it pass me by.

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Refusing to leave the shower because you know
when you turn off the water, you'll never be warm again.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Mirror, mirror, don't you see?
what you show is ruining me.

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Suicide isn't cowardly.
I'll tell you what is cowardly,
treating people so badly
that they want to end their lifes.
~ Ashley Purdy ~
Cookiedoughformats

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Don't stop believing;
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING. ♥

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mooymolo
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Dear Bra,
Thanks for being there for me when Pocket wasn't.
Sincerely, Cell Phone.
nmq

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