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JennyGoodMelon

  1. cicicicicixjxi* cicicicicixjxi*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    Girl: I wish I was as pretty as her...
    Boy: Why would you want to be less pretty?

  2. mayo1316 mayo1316
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC
     Real Version- We found love in a hopeless place.
    Drug Version- We found drugs in a dopeless place.
    Clean version- We found dove in a soapless place.
    GET IT CLEAN VERSION..SOAP? HAHAHA.no? okay.. ♥

  3. Ipodaddict4now Ipodaddict4now
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥
    Explaining My love for him to you
    Is like Trying to explain colors to a blind person
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  4. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    SHE SAW ALL HIS
    FLAWS
    AS PERFECTIONS.

  5. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    "The last thing I want to do is hurt you."
    yeah, but it's still on the list.

  6. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    "that' wasn't me!!"
    oh that........ .that was me..

  7. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    mom:
    wow, hunny you're so beautiful you could get anyone you want.
    people on the internet:
    you're so pretty why are you single?
    crush:
    get out of my way you demented potato
    tumblr♥

  8. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Reading old messages, And wondering Where it all went wrong..

  9. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    *****
    Click the ♥If I list his Name
    Jack, Riley, Josh, Jake, Jacob, Andrew, Drew, Steven, Jesse, Cole, Jaden, Michael, Mike, Griffin, Wyatt, Wyatt, Chase, Devin, Seth, Sean, Charlie, Brendan, Brandon, Zach, Mitchell, Matthew, Aiden, Ben, Austin, Brad, Bradley, Liam, Anthony, Sam, Carter, Rj, Trent, Tyler, Scott, Robert, Bob, Jim, Alex, Chris, Christopher, Aaron, Eric, Connor, Kyle, Clark, Carlos, Oliver, Blake, Eli, Caleb, Callum, Joey, Joe, Parker, Brian, Briant, Lucas, Nathan, Evan, Gavin, Grant, Pierce, Ian, Jason, Cooper, Nick, Angelo, William, Ethan, Tj, Jeff, Jeffery, Henry, Cameron, Dylan, Landon, Xavier, Mason, Daniel, Max, Justin, Patrick, Billy, Luke, Jordan, Leonard, Tom, Hayden, Tristan, Buddy, Kevin....
    Comment his name if it's not on here♥
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    i don't care
    if you don't like me.
    join the club, there's t-shirts!

  12. purplelove2397 purplelove2397
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...

  13. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.

  14. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    I MISS HIM
    ->BUT DOES HE MISS ME?<-

  15. Jonathan_Jello Jonathan_Jello
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Today I stepped on a corn flake...
    Now, I am a cereal killer.

  16. Ohehyitzerica Ohehyitzerica
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    "I'm singing, I'm in a store and I'm singing <3

  17. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:40am UTC
    Say this Out load fast;
    "Alpha Kenny Body Sofa King Hard With Mike Hawk"
    Fave If you Get it xD
    nmq/nmf
    nmf

  18. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    HOW TO SEND A LETTER WITHOUT A STAMP;
    Put the letter in an envelope, don't put a stamp.
    Put the return adress as the adress you want it to go to. When the post office see's you have no stamp, they'll send it to the return adress.
    Like a boss.

  19. danielle1220 danielle1220
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Nmf.
    If we weren't meant to have late night snacks,
    Then why is there a light in the fridge?♥

  20. Dontbreakmex0 Dontbreakmex0
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    1
    My quote.
    2048
    The person who posted the same quote 10 minutes after me. -__-

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