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danielle1220

1. danielle1220
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 2:55pm UTC
   I would punch you in the face, but...
   I might get my hand stuck in 6 inches of covergirl. ;)
   ♥
   nmf
   
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2. danielle1220
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   December 21, 2011 2:37pm UTC
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3. danielle1220
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   December 21, 2011 2:30pm UTC
   My subway sandwich was cut unevenly,
   So now I have to decide if I'm hungrier now than I will be later.
   ♥
   nmf
   
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4. danielle1220
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   December 21, 2011 2:27pm UTC
   Mom: Are you talking back to me?!
   Me: Well, yeah,. That's how communication works.
   
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5. danielle1220
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   December 21, 2011 2:16pm UTC
   Putting a heart
   by something
   completely irrelevent.♥
   
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6. danielle1220
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   December 21, 2011 2:06pm UTC
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7. danielle1220
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   December 19, 2011 1:50am UTC
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8. danielle1220
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   December 18, 2011 12:50am UTC
   Am I the only freak,
   That gets insanely annoyed when in movies, the actors are on the phone and don't leave enough time for the person they're 'on the phone' with to even respond?
   ♥
   
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9. danielle1220
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   December 18, 2011 12:39am UTC
   If you're talking behind my back;
   Then you're in a perfect position to
   kiss my A S S!
   
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10. danielle1220
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:39am UTC
    This is Casey Anthony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can she get?
    1 FAVE = 1 SLAP
    R.I.P. Caylee Anthony.
    
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11. danielle1220
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    December 17, 2011 12:18am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW;
    The words "Hong Kong" can be pronounced without moving your lips?
    fave if you tried. ;)
    
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12. danielle1220
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    December 17, 2011 12:16am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW;
    Oprah makes:
    $315,000,000 a year,
    $26,000,000 a month,
    $6,000,000 a week,
    $850,000 a day,
    and
    $35,000 an hour.
    And I'm stuggling to pay my $565 rent.
    FML.
    
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13. danielle1220
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    December 16, 2011 1:06am UTC
    Q:
    How did you guys find Witty? I'm curious! :)
    
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14. danielle1220
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    December 16, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Bi tch,
    I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
    
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15. danielle1220
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    December 15, 2011 12:50pm UTC
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    I've always wondered how anyone could cut themselves.
    Until last night. I was so emotionally distraught, all I could think was that I wanted to die or I wanted to hurt myself. The thought of 'cutting' sounded crazy to me before. But last night, I finally understood why some of you girls cut yourselves. No, I'm not going to do it. But I finally feel your pain.
    
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16. danielle1220
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    December 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW;
    You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime?
    Shiiiit, I'm 16 and I've already passed that...
    
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17. danielle1220
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    December 14, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    We live in a WTF generation;
    [W]itty
    [T]witter
    [F]acebook
    ♥
    
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18. danielle1220
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    December 14, 2011 4:34pm UTC
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19. danielle1220
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    December 14, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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    December 12, 2011 2:03pm UTC
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