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  1. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:40am UTC
     
    ••• I'm a guy,
    if I had a girlfriend I'd show her off to all of my friends,
    I'd ask her everyday why she was so amazing
    I'd love her for who she is, not her body, for her heart. 

     
           

  2. parisissexy parisissexy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:15am UTC
    sometimes the person you want the most,
    IS THE PERSON YOU'RE best without.

  3. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:53am UTC
    *facebook*
    "hmm. who's on chat..."
    "Oh. That's right. I can't tell"
    
    Fave if you want the old chat back.
    nmf

  4. mhsoccer1224 mhsoccer1224 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    GOOD LuCK TRYING TO FIND SOMeONE
    who cares like i did. who understands you like i do.
    who is forgiving like i am. and when you
    REALIZE
    There's no one out there like me,
    i wont be where you left me.
    -Drake
    nmf

  5. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    I love those nights
    where you're with your best friend,
    laughing so hard for no reason,
    watching movies and not caring about
    what's currently happening in your life.
    And just being happy for once. ♥
    not mine

  6. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    How do I feel about my period?
    Oh, we're tight . I love it .
    I wanna hold really soft things,
    like my cat .
    It makes me feel really pure.
    Sometimes I just wanna run on
    the beach.
    I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
    & I do it in my white spandex!
    And usually, by the third day,
    I really just wanna dance .
    The adds on TV are really helpful,
    'cause they use that blue liqiud,
    And I'm like, "Oh! That's
    what's supposed to happen!"
    Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?
    kotex commercial (: *nmf

  7. WizKhalifa4Life WizKhalifa4Life
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    “Sometimes We Waste Too Much Time To Think About Someone Who Doesn't Even Think About Us For A Second"
    ~WizKhalifa:-*

  8. WizKhalifa4Life WizKhalifa4Life
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    There's Always That One Person , No Matter How Long It's Been or How Badly They Treated You , If They Say "I Love You" , You Will Say It Back
    ~WizKhalifa:-*

  9. WizKhalifa4Life WizKhalifa4Life
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    It's Crazy What People Do For Love , & It's Even More Crazy What Love Does To People
    ~Wizkhalifa:-*

  10. omg143 omg143
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Favorite if everyone around you tells you how awesome and beautiful you are, but u feel as plain and ugly as this quote......

  11. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    PrettyLittleLiars♥Quote#1
    "We've all made mistakes. Remember, I'm still paying for yours" ♥

  12. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    & IM SO SICK OF LOVE SONGS,
    so tired of tears;
    so done with wishing
    you were still here...

    not mine.. I Just Love It(:

  13. __NumbThePain __NumbThePain
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Being sad with the right
    people is better than being happy
    with the wrong people. ♥

  14. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    my father tried to set my mom on fire leaving her with face deformations.
    Everyday, I anonymously write a letter to her saying how I think she's the prettiest women I have ever seen, and put it in the mailbox. She cries when she opens them. She doesn't know it's me yet.
    nmq

  15. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:11pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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  17. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    our phones fall,
    we panic
    .
    our friends fall,
    we laugh.

  18. mitzee mitzee
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    If someone makes me laugh
    over the computer
    they've done well.

  19. FlyerBaby8869 FlyerBaby8869
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    reasons i want to
    be a seahorse:
    the males get pregnant
    they hold tails with their mate when they find them
    they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
    when their mate dies, they die too
    the male gets pregnant
    the guy gets pregnant
    the dude gets pregnant
    someone other than the female endures pain
    the guy gets pregnant
    the male becomes impregnated

  20. shyloudprettygurl shyloudprettygurl
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 7:03am UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.

:)

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