FlyerBaby8869

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FlyerBaby8869

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2011 04:39pm

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FlyerBaby8869
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July 25, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Single and ready to mingle (;LOL jk, f**k relationships.

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 20, 2011 7:15pm UTC

what every kiss means
kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
kiss on the ear; your my everything.
kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
kiss on the hand; i adore you.
kiss on the neck; we belong together.
kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
kiss on the lips; i like you.

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 20, 2011 2:30pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*Bringing back another oldie.

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 19, 2011 10:29pm UTC

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 18, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Screw Waldo,
go find yourself.
not mine.

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 18, 2011 5:18pm UTC

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC

reasons i want to
be a seahorse:
the males get pregnant
they hold tails with their mate when they find them
they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
when their mate dies, they die too
the male gets pregnant
the guy gets pregnant
the dude gets pregnant
someone other than the female endures pain
the guy gets pregnant
the male becomes impregnated

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 18, 2011 4:52pm UTC

I wanna find out about the girls on witty!
So!
If you ARE a virgin, favorite this.
If you're NOT a virgin, comment.
Just curious(:

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FlyerBaby8869
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June 18, 2011 4:42pm UTC

I've learned to forgive & forget
because
if you don't you'll get hurt
forever
♥

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