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  1. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    The Girl Code:
    1. Thou shalt not date the ex of thy best friend pending three months of a breakup.
    2. Thou shalt not date thy best friend's love.
    3. Thou shalt not flirt with thy best friend's love, crush, or boyfriend.
    4. Thou shall keep thy best friends secrets until death do you part.
    5. Thou may not complain about your friends embarrasing you should you embarrass them first.
    6. Thou shalt not gossip about thy best friend.
    7. Thou hast the right and duty to protect thy best friend from heartbreak.
    8. Only those with the title best friend havest the right to post embarrassing pictures of thy friend.
    9. Thou shalt never insult thy best friend's other best friends.
    10. Thou shalt respect, love, and protect thy best friend until death do you part.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  6. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    The most beautiful line is
    "But, I love you"
    The most painful line is
    "I love you, but"

  7. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    I tasted happily ever after
    but it turned bitter on my tongue.

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    I hide my tears when I say
    your name,
    but the pain in my heart is
    still the same.
    Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
    There is no one Who misses you more than ME

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    I once knew a boy who fell in love with a girl.
    Who smiled at the thought of her name.
    I once knew a girl who fell in love with a boy.
    Who felt the very same.
    But it became a struggle, and the timing was wrong,
    And love decided that they didn't belong.
    (LR)
    .

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    That time you confused a
    lesson
    FOR A SOUL MATE.

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    i wish i could tell you exactly how much you mean to me.
    Format by Breeze


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. midget827 midget827
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 12:16am UTC
    We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 7:46am UTC
    So much can happen in a month. And I'm terrified.

  16. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 11:28am UTC
    Would anyone notice if I just died and didn't come to school anymore..?

  17. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    "I once saw a boy on the train with muddy brown hair and eyes so blue it put the sky to shame, and I wondered what his life was like. I wondered if he was in love or out of love? I wondered if he grew up with a mother and a father, or just a mother or a father. Did he read books? Or play the guitar? Or go to the cinemas alone? Did he fall in love with words as easily as I (temporarily) fell in love with him?
    I once saw a boy on the train with muddy brown hair and a smile that didn't reach his eyes, and I wondered what was the reason behind his sad eyes. I wanted so badly to save him from the darkness of his own mind but how could I do that when I still needed someone to save me? But none of this mattered because he got off at his stop and I never saw him again "
    (a.y)
    (c) Ethanol
    I just changed the colour,lol.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Me in 1st-4th grade: How are people getting boyfriends already? That's weird.
    Me in 5th grade: I'm probably going to get a boyfriend in middle school.
    Me in 6th grade: I'm definitely getting a boyfriend this year.
    Me in 7th grade: Boyfriends are overrated, I don't need one.
    Me in 8th grade: Oh well, high school will be better.
    Me in 9th grade: Really? Am I that unappealing?
    Me now: Well, f.uck.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Petyr Baelish* Petyr Baelish*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    i cant be the only one...
    who's never kissed anyone, held hands with someone or had a relationship that actually means something...
    ...omg, i am, aren't i?
     

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