The Girl Code:
1. Thou shalt not date the ex of thy best friend pending three months of a breakup.
2. Thou shalt not date thy best friend's love.
3. Thou shalt not flirt with thy best friend's love, crush, or boyfriend.
4. Thou shall keep thy best friends secrets until death do you part.
5. Thou may not complain about your friends embarrasing you should you embarrass them first.
6. Thou shalt not gossip about thy best friend.
7. Thou hast the right and duty to protect thy best friend from heartbreak.
8. Only those with the title best friend havest the right to post embarrassing pictures of thy friend.
9. Thou shalt never insult thy best friend's other best friends.
10. Thou shalt respect, love, and protect thy best friend until death do you part.