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emma21
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July 20, 2012 10:33am UTC

harry potter fans
i want to go to hogwarts!
percy jackson fans
i want to go to camp half blood!
narnia fans
i want to go to narnia!
hunger games fans
i want to.... nevermind.
got this from tumblr (:

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Katherine *
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July 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC

I love it when boys;
make weird faces.
say ''aww''.
ask how your day was.
don't care about their appearance.
dance ridiculously.
lick their lips.
get frustrated.
laugh.
sing to you.
bite their lower lip.
make that sexy half smirk.
have proper grammar.
are funny.
tease me a little.

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peachyrays
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July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

10 REASONS TO OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Just like how hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will encourage all kinds of crazy behavior. People may want to marry their pets because animals hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
4. Straight marriage has been around for hundreds of years and hasn't changed like many of the principles our country was founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be destroyed.
6. The only valid couples are ones that produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, because straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
9. Children cannot succeed without both a male and female role model. That's why our society does not allow single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of our society. We could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
~Thanks to everyone who actually reads it all the way through.~
nmq

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MaiiEeeShaSha
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July 20, 2012 11:03am UTC

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anonymouslover_
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July 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

That annoying strip of hair you miss
on your leg after you shave...

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TVQuotes
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July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #6
"Rock, paper, scissors... Take off all of your clothes."
follow for a follow (:

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BravoSierra
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July 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Me: *walks out of the bathroom with laptop*
Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: Don't ask.

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MsEmilyHoran
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July 20, 2012 3:24pm UTC

-------------~♥~------------
There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem, for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it.
Like maybe...
Eating some Rocket Pops
Or tryin' to get money
Rebloggin' bout the Eiffel Tower
*da da dadada*
Typin' in quotes that doesn't exist
And rarely ever taking a shower
*do do do doooo*
Surfing the internet
Creating a new blog
Annoying facebook girls don't have brains
"You're so annoying"
Playin' Angry Birds
Rebloggin' more monuments
Directioners sure are insane
"Liam!"
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts next fall
"Common' guys"
So stick with us
Cause the internet rules
And you won't regret it at all
So stick with us
Cause you're addicted
And you won't regret it at all
"Honeyy! Get off your laptop"
"No!"
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belty*
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July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww.
NMF / NMQ

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YouDontKnowMe62
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:55pm UTC

I got the point
that I should leave you alone,
but we both know
that I'm not that strong.
~Mayday Parade
nmf/nmq

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Crazygirl11
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:21pm UTC

This Time Last Year
Everything Was So
{Different}

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Suffering
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July 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC

I spend way too much time in my head..

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brusiesandcutsleavemarks
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July 17, 2012 3:00pm UTC

My boy friend absuses me.
He beat me last night.
I have bruises all up & down my legs, back, shoulders, everywhere thats not noticable.
I just called the cops.
My parents didnt know until now.
My friends didnt know.
No one knew.
Until now.
He said that If I ever told or
left him, he'd make sure I was beaten to death.
Help me Wittians.
I cant do this with out y'all.

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Mouselover990
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July 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC

I THINK IT'S
amazing,
how someone
can tell you so many
lies, and not feel a thing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dearoceantown*
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July 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

LISTEN UP, WITTY.
I would like to speak up about a few stupid things that everyone is freaking out about.
#1) One Direction.
Now look Directioners, I know how if feels to be passionate about your idol/idols. But I don't sit on here freaking out about them, when they get a girlfriend, or even when they get a freakin' haircut! What do you expect? One of the boys to come up to your door and say "Hey (name), I want to marry you and live happily forever after." Be realistic! AND JUST CALM DOWN ABOUT IT. I must admit, some of the posts on here are cute, and cheer me up, BUT I don't wanna sit on Witty, and see this: "OMFG LOUIS'S HAIR IS UHMAZING."
Just, no.
#2) Freakin' NUTELLA.
I like nutella. But these arguements on here are the stupidest crap I have ever seen. So what if they don't like nutella? WHO CARES?! Noone. Exactly. Cause its just a hazelnut spread, made by a freakin machine.
If you have something bad to say about someone not liking nutella, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
#3) People who don't think there are good top quotes.
Seriously. And who's fault do YOU think it is? Cause I know FOR A FACT that people still express their feelings on here. People still have good stories to tell, and good quotes. Buut no-one never favorites them, thus never getting into the top page.
Awwh, I bet now you wanna hate on me?
How cute. Bashing on someone for expressing their opinion.
For the people who actually have the sense to not freak out TOO MUCH on the above, I salute you on being a good Wittian.
have a nice day.
mf

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theWalrus
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC

My day watching TLC:
*Toddlers and Tiaras*
They're like 6, and still prettier than me...
*What not to wear*
Confidence boost!

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WonderfulLove
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July 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC

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AlNicholas
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July 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC

"Witty isn't a place for "facts" about One Direction and stuff.
It's about us Wittians and our feelings and the things we are going through"
-Steve

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