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  1. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    They expect me to decide what to do with the rest of my life,
    but I still need permission to use the bathroom

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 1:37am UTC
    things not to show in school
    -weakness
    -emotion
    -a pack of gum

  3. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    i think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

  4. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 1:33am UTC
    Why are scary movies always in creepy places like hospitals and jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart.
    "Clean up isle 13."
    "But sir...there is no isle 13..." *dramatic music*

  5. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:40am UTC
    "Be strong"
    I whisper to my wifi signal

  6. lapislazuli123 lapislazuli123
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 5:06am UTC
    Wanna see who your true friends are? F/ck up and see who's still around for you when you do.

  7. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:58am UTC
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people

  8. Julia1999 Julia1999
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:50am UTC
    Yes Mum,
    every guy I talk to is my boyfriend -_-

  9. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Music heals a broken heart.

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting

  11. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Don't get too close, it's dark inside
    (it's where my demons hide).

  12. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 10:18am UTC
    Here she lies, the girl
    who never cries,
    dead in a flood of her
    own tears and blood.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    when my fridge is empty so is my heart

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    ā¯¯Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    When I was little I didn't want to get married when I was older
    Because I thought my husband would judge me for sleeping with a baby blanket.

  16. kathy143 kathy143
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    i hate when people say"boys are dogs"
    boys are not dogs... dogs are LOYAL.

  17. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    What's the cheapest kind of meat?
    Deer balls. They're under a buck.

  18. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    please don't get my hopes up
    Format by Breeze

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