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flannel
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January 30, 2014 5:41pm UTC

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"it takes ten times as long as long to put yourself
bACK TOGETHER AS IT DOES FOR YOU TO ♥♥♥
fall a part." -finnick odair

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Cupcakeluver22
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January 30, 2014 4:23pm UTC

my friends: *eats anything they want* and stays skinny
me: *eats a piece of cake* and gains five pounds

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lauralove
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January 31, 2014 8:55am UTC

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad☺

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lauralove
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January 31, 2014 8:52am UTC

STUDY
SLEEPING • TALKING • UNLIMITED TEXTING • DREAMING • YAWNING

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Lmirela589
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January 31, 2014 10:44am UTC

When your ex hits you
with that i miss you bullshit.

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Alex12345
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January 31, 2014 10:52am UTC

We are all mature until somebody
brings out the bubble wrap

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† *
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January 30, 2014 8:40pm UTC

The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes that they forgot to do some chores.

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britany*
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January 31, 2014 12:51am UTC

There's some women out there
who talk and stare, and never seem to
let d own the ir hair, like to
pass judgement, but they're just scared, and
don't know what they're missing so they better beware
Please don't remove this!

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Ineedmakyinme
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January 31, 2014 2:03am UTC

You don't know what went on in the rest of my life.
At home.
Even at school.
You don't know what goes on in anyone's life but your own.
And when you mess with one part of a person's life,
you're not messing with just that part.
Unfortunately, you can't be that precise and selective.
When you mess with one part of a person's life,
you're messing with their entire life.

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skilletbiscuit
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January 31, 2014 10:18am UTC

If someone asks you if you carry around knives, respond with: "HE// YEAH I DO!!! I'm about to stab you with 'em right now!"
Usually does the trick.

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skilletbiscuit
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January 31, 2014 10:26am UTC

How normal people flirt: "Hey you're cute."
How I flirt:"I just hope that if you ever got scarred and hid under your covers that you wouldn't suffocate and die so I can see your face again cause I think your kinda cute."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ZombieKid *
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January 28, 2014 10:19pm UTC

Listening to Pick Up The Phone, while avoiding my phone.
Sorry, Ronnie.

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Alex12345
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January 29, 2014 12:34pm UTC

Normal Friend:Wow!You look freaking awesome!
Best Friend:Shrek called,he wants his face back.

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Licia01
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January 29, 2014 4:57pm UTC

She hurts feelings, she breaks hearts. She stays quiet, she plays smart. ;*

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*crybaby*
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January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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confused*
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January 30, 2014 3:50pm UTC

*whole family bursts through my door*
family: why do you always lock yourself in your room all day with that laptop?!
we're getting worried about you Ellie. your acting so different and your so quiet
what are you hiding from us?! do you secretly have a boyfriend? are you
chatting with random people on the internet?? you better tell us whats
happening with that laptop right now missy!!
me: *angles laptop screen away from them*

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