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Alex12345

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Member Since: 13 Jan 2014 01:42pm

Last Seen: 12 May 2014 01:37pm

Gender: M

user id: 377586

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up is in the day,just deal with it and wait till the next one.
  1. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 11:24am UTC
    In math class they call me Macklemore,because I am like:WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?

  2. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    -You have an awesome name
    -Oh thank you!You know,it was a birthday present

  3. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 10:52am UTC
    We are all mature until somebody
    brings out the bubble wrap

  4. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 7:51am UTC
    Forever wondering if the teachers play
    the "Who's a Virgin" in their head in class....o.O
    (happens this very moment...)

  5. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    Dear Math,I am sick and tired of finding your x.Just accept the fact that she is gone.MOVE ON,DUDE!

  6. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    Normal Friend:Wow!You look freaking awesome!
    Best Friend:Shrek called,he wants his face back.

  7. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    Nerd:That's my phone!(replies and after some sweat words hangs up)
    Someguy:Who was that....your girlfriend?!?!(Everyone laughs)
    Nerd:Nope,that was yours.
    (Dead silence)

  8. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Aristotelis:We are what we do repeatidly
    Sokrates:Then I guess I'm your mom!
    (Highs five with Aristofanes)

  9. Alex12345 Alex12345
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 11:39am UTC
    We can't always look at bright side of life
    ........
    the instructions are left at dark one

:)

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