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jimmy365
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May 26, 2013 7:07pm UTC

if i ever
met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Chlohoey
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May 24, 2013 5:46pm UTC

people who always act like they're the victim in
every situation ever are my least favorite people

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:15pm UTC

I don't hate on anything.
I respect other's opinions.
I just state mine as well.
Don't hate on mine either, ok?

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Sooo at what age do I just
magically turn hot?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:33pm UTC

i'm sorry but you two can't get married.
the bible said adam and eve not rachel and shawn. come back when you've legally changed your names

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abigaail
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May 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted.
This is what she responded with, "Well, my parents chose me. Your's are stuck woth you."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:26pm UTC

keep your friends close, but the
people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:29pm UTC

look on the bright side of things:
at least when you're hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music and tv shows

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 4:34pm UTC

You have no idea how much
my life has changed
since the day i met you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:11pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point
where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC

mom: did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.

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happiest*
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May 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

The Scariest Thing
about distance is that you don't know
whether they'll miss you or forget about you.
-The Notebook♥

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Hale_Storm18
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May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

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