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LilC23
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May 16, 2012 11:59pm UTC

yolo: you only live once (wrong meaning)
yolo right meaning: you obviously love onedirection<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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couldntfindagoodusername
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May 16, 2012 8:52pm UTC

One Direction at McDonalds:
Niall: 5 cheeseburgers,5 milkshakes,5 large cokes,5 ice cream sundaes What about you guys?
nmfnmq
1111

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BlazingDawn
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May 16, 2012 8:56pm UTC

& who else changes the date on their
homework
to make it seem like you did it earlier

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mayday
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May 16, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Brick wall, waterfall girl you think
you got it all, but ya don't I do, so boom with that attitude. Peace, punch, Captain Crunch, I've got
something you can't touch. So
bang, bang, choo choo train, wind
me up I'll do my thang, I know
Karate! I know Kung Foo, you mess with me, I'll mess with you. So Reeses pieces, seven up, you mess with me, I'll mess you up.

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13MusicSpazXx
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May 16, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Dude, me and Nick got tickets to a Giants game this sunday! You in??
nmq/nmf
Nick and I...
What??
nmq/n
It's Nick and I. Nick and me is not proper grammer. dude.
You're right! It is Nick and I, because you are no longer invited.
nmq/nmf-tumblr

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givingyoumyheart
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May 16, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: "Open up!"
Me: "No! You're gunna yell at me!"

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Katherine *
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May 16, 2012 2:31pm UTC

"So five teenagers in the house, who washes the dishes?"
Niall:"The dishwasher."

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jaybear
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May 16, 2012 10:11am UTC

Me: Algebra, stop making me find your X,Me: She's not coming back.Algebra: But Y?

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2012 1:26pm UTC

My friend: Can I ask you for relationship advice?
Me: Sure, but you might end up single.

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AmBiEbAmBiE37
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May 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

*listening to What Makes You Beautiful in Tech Class*
Me: *singing* THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFULLL!
Boy Next to Me: Can you stop playing that song? It's annoying!
Me:
Boy:
Me:
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Me:
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Me: You know what's really annoying? You breathing. Stop.
NMF/NMQ

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jane :-)*
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May 15, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Taylor Swift.
Safe & Sound: just close your eyes
Eyes open: keep your eyes open

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pleasespeaktomyface
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May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Me: Just got a 98 on my test!
nmq/nmf
Dad: Congrats honey! -.-
Me: Umm what's the awkward face mean?
nmq/n
Dad: What awkward face? That's an Asian. Because you're so smart!

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ZonerOuter97
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May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC

bruno mars: girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the song himself)
people : i like cats
selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
people : my tooth paste is minty
lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
people : omg she's so weird
one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Reader_Aubrey
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May 10, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I want to get hurt,
I know must of you are probably thinking "WHAT??! Why??!"
but I have a good reason, just listen.
I want to get hurt.
A car accident, anything.
I want to get injured enough to wind up in the hospital,
just to see if anyone would come to see if I am okay.
And I'd pretend to be sleeping or dying,
so in case anyone actually did come,
they would sit at the edge of my bed,
crying,
and tell me everything.
I want to hear everything they have ever thought of me,
How they really feel,
if they are sorry for anything.
I just want to know the truth.
And I want to know who truly cares about me.

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SparksFlyxXx
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May 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC

and who else remembers when Miley Cyrus sang "ooh -ooh -ohh - yeaah" between scenes on Hannah Montana? ♥
format credit: breatheandlove

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC

83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
crying if he did. ♥
-OneDirectionQuotes

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伤*
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May 10, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I Think,
there is nothing wrong if i eat all the time
at least i am not doing something illegal.
- Niall Horan
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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Jake_1D
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May 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC

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