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  1. Renee96 Renee96
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    When i was your age,
    i knew Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens,
    not TRANSFORMERS!

  2. xoxojuliaoxox xoxojuliaoxox
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
    Jack got high,
    pulled down his fly,
    and asked Jill if she wanna.
    Jill said yes,
    pulled up her dress,
    and had a little fun.
    But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
    and now they have a son

  3. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    If you misspell
    "Chuck Norris"
    on Google, it
    won't correct it.
    It just says you
    have 10 seconds
    » to live.

  4. peacexlovexsarah peacexlovexsarah
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    Because I put duct tape on my heart where you created the whole. The thing is everytime I see you that tape falls off <X3

  5. DM16 DM16
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    I can't find another guy,
    because in every guy
    i can't ♥ find you.

  6. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    Why do they call them sleepovers thats the opposite that u do it should be called hangoutallnighters
    all meeeeee


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. mblanky81 mblanky81
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    we are tight.
    like a fat kid in a spandex!!!!!!!!!!
    go e7

  10. jpattyyy21 jpattyyy21
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    Don't Kanye West me or I'll
    Chris Brown you,
    Tiger Woods your mother and
    MICHAEL JACKSON YOUR CHILDREN.
    (:

  11. Dayyummyourehawt Dayyummyourehawt
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 10:46am UTC
    Just because i flirt doesnt mean
    im interested!

  12. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 5:56pm UTC
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  13. heartbrokenn_ heartbrokenn_
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I were
    a little kid again.
    skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than broken hearts.

  14. Hannah0xx012 Hannah0xx012
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:56pm UTC
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  15. Talk_About_Poetic_Justice Talk_About_Poetic_Justice
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    i really want to shake you sometimes
    and shout, HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!
    and everyone can see it.
    except, of course.
    YOU.

  16. You_Said_Forever52 You_Said_Forever52
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    She has a dislocated
    [heart]
    and will be out for the rest of the season
    </3

  17. FilipinaLove999 FilipinaLove999
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    no matter what it takes, we're going to make it. no matter what people say or do, i'll always love you. you're the only guy that made me feel this way, and im not letting you go now, never. you make me smile, you give me butterflies. when i see you; my heart sings, my eyes light up, because when i see your face, the whole world fades away and its just you and me baby. you're beautiful eyes, warm hugs, soft kisses, get me through the day. i cant imagine life without you. how can i live? the truth is i cant if you're not here. i'd do anything and give everything to make you smile, even for just a second. im sorry for my mistakes that i've done, and i will make it up to you. im not holding back this time, i'm going to show you how much i love you. we're going to prove to everyone that we are meant to be together. forever and always ♥ i love you.
    this is MINE, i wrote it last night for my boyfriend. then he broke up with me today, but i
    thought this was a cute little paragraph i wrote so i decided to put it on here :)
    and if you actually read the whole thing, you're awsome :)

  18. Highstar16 Highstar16 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 10:14am UTC
    Keepin it gangsta::
    white girl style

  19. Mrs_JustinBieber6alltheway Mrs_JustinBieber6alltheway
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 10:14am UTC
    My pokemon brings all the nerds to my yard and they're like,"Do you wanna trade cards?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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