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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack

63 faves · 4 comments · Feb 24, 2010 5:23pm

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sweet_panda97 · 1 decade ago
innapropiate but hillariouss!
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JessicaaaDianeeee* · 1 decade ago
i know one and its like:
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. jack got high pulled down his fly and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes pulled up her dress, they danced the hanky panky. but stupid jill forgot the pill and out popped baby frankie. lmaoo!
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xoxojuliaoxox · 1 decade ago
hahaha ya i found it online and thought it was funny
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Live_Laugh_Love1324 · 1 decade ago
Haha! Thats similar to what the new girl in our class told us! lol except hers went tlike this:
JAck and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son! lol we were all like wow your old school must of been really perverted! lol
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