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I am Jenna.

jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 1:04pm UTC

There are four
stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa
Clause. 2) You don't believe
in Santa Clause. 3) You are Santa Clause. 4) You look like Santa Clause, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 12:57pm UTC

If you pamper
a cow you get
spoiled milk, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 1:05am UTC

Holocaust
jokes aren't
funny, Anne
Frankly, I
won't stand
for it, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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February 27, 2011 1:04am UTC

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jpattyyy21
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February 27, 2011 12:56am UTC

This must be how it works:
Germ #1-
"Oooh, look
dude, there's
food on the
ground, lets
go." Germ #2
- "Nahh, man.
It hasn't
been five
seconds yet."
Germ #1-
"Yeah, you're
right. Gotta
follow the
rules." No?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 12:52am UTC

Buffaloes can't
fly because
everyone
keeps eating
their wings, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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February 27, 2011 12:49am UTC

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 12:40am UTC

The worst time
to have a
heart attack
is during a
game of
charades, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 12:33am UTC

It would be
awkward if
two pedophiles
were acting
like children
online, and
they agreed
to meet up, no?
a m i r i t e . c o m.

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jpattyyy21
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August 11, 2010 8:00pm UTC

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 7:14pm UTC

Live your life.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 7:13pm UTC

A thousand words, but none were spoken.
Guess there's nothing left to say.
ANOTHER DREAM JUST GOT BROKEN
Guess things just turn out that way.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 6:49pm UTC

Just once I want someone to look at
me right away and think I was beautiful.
Not after they get to know me, or after
they see inside my soul. Just me.
I want to walk into a room and light up.
Not ♥ blend.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 6:37pm UTC

I'm not going to stress over you anymore.
It isn't worth it. I tried to work something
out but you just ignored it. I'm not trying
to say I don't want you, because I
definitely do. All I'm saying is I'm done
chasing after you.
♥

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 6:30pm UTC

FAMILY GUY MOMENT #26
Joe: Oh my god. See that guy over there? That's the most vicious killer I ever put away. His name is Steve Bellows.
Cleveland: Maybe Steve won't remember you.
*Steve walks over*
Steve: Well well. Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead.
Peter: *Sighs* Ah good. He thinks we're zombies.. he'll leave us alone.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
February 19, 2010 7:21pm UTC

Don't Kanye West me or I'll
Chris Brown you,
Tiger Woods your mother and
MICHAEL JACKSON YOUR CHILDREN.
(:

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 5:08pm UTC

100 years ago, people said the
first time we would have a black
president was when pigs could fly.
100 days after Obama was in office,
S W I N E F L U.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 5:51pm UTC

Hey baby , wanna come
over to MySpace and
Twitter my Yahoo til I Google
all over your Facebook?
~ You know you want to

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 5:40pm UTC

FAMILY GUY MOMENT #25
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward...but I mean, if they can do that, that's pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in. Game over.

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jpattyyy21
posted a quote
September 28, 2009 3:21pm UTC

REAL EYES; REALIZE;
REAL LIES.

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