jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 21, 2009 9:52pm UTC
FAMILY GUY MOMENT #24 (Peter is telling a story about his ansestors) Peter as Moses: Alright before we move on I'm gonna lay down a few rules. Commandment number one; shut the hell up. Commandment number two; there's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment number three; there are no more jolly ranchers, THEIR ALL GONE. Commandment number four; when we pass a bill-board, please don't read it out-loud. Alright now come on let's get going. (They start walking and pass by giant bill-boards) Guy 1: Ooh look at that! Danny Gans entertainer of the year! Peter as Moses: WHAT DID I SAY?! Guy 2: Hassle-free checking. Peter as Moses: DAMMIT! Guy 3: Dan Cown in the morning. Peter as Moses: SHUT UP!
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 21, 2009 8:31pm UTC
FAMILY GUY MOMENT #23 (Stewie is drawing a picture for Pictionary) Guy on his team: A JACKAL, JACKAL, IT'S A JACKAL, IT LOOKS LIKE A JACKAL, JACKAL? JACKAL. IT'S A JACKAL. JACKAL? Lady on other team: Time! (Stewie slams his head on the table) Stewie: IF IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TEN TIMES?!?! (Knocks game off the table, walks away) Stewie: God!
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 14, 2009 9:03pm UTC
"if ever there is a tomorrow when we are not together, there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is even if we're apart, i'll always be with you." -winnie the pooh
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 13, 2009 12:55am UTC
we were sitting with our backs against the world saying things that we thought but never heard. who would have thought it would end up like this? where everything we talked about is gone and the only chance we have of moving on was trying to take it back before it all went wrong.
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 13, 2009 12:52am UTC
cause if you jump i will jump too. we will fall together. from the buildings ledge never looking back at what we’ve done we’ll say it was love. cause i would die for you ON SKYWAY AVENUE
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 13, 2009 12:43am UTC
'cause an empty room can be so loud. it's too many tears to drown them out. so hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. when you love someone, and they break your heart, don’t give up on love. have faith; restart just hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 13, 2009 12:37am UTC
she would change everything, everything, just ask her she would change everything everything, for happy ever after caught in the in between of beautiful disaster she just needs someone to take her home
jpattyyy21 posted a quote
September 12, 2009 5:37pm UTC
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME? crying all alone on the bedroom floor ‘cause he’s hungy? And they only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? and his daddys gone. somewhere smoking rock now in and outta lock down i ain’t gotta job now. so for you this is just a good time but for me, THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIFE.