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Sidabug321
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October 17, 2010 2:45pm UTC

Fake(+)(+) Perfect (o)(o) Perky(*)(*) Cold (^)(^)
& even Grandma's \./\./ Big ( o )( o ) or small (.)(.)
Save them all!
HELP BEAT BREAST CANCER

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andshewillbeloved
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October 7, 2010 4:20pm UTC

I throw my homework in the air sometimes singing ayoo, I'll take a zero.
I throw my waffles up in the air sometimes singing ayoo, Lego my eggo.
I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes singing ayoo it needs more mayo.
I throw my baseball up in the air sometimes singing ayoo, I need to learn how to throw.
I throw a hippie up in the air sometimes singing ayoo, I like your afro.
I throw my skittles up in the air sometimes singing ayoo, taste the rainbow.
okay, honestly.
could we stop throwing things in the air?
someone's gonna get hurt.
*quote not mine, format is:)

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sillyslinky
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September 25, 2010 7:14pm UTC

PLEASE GO ONLINE TO ICARLY.COM
[HIGHLIGHT]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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averageemily23
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September 5, 2010 11:55am UTC

what did the egg say to the boiling water?
"It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
notmine

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xocheerleading
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September 1, 2010 8:18pm UTC

hi, people of witty.
i have to ask a big favor of you.
you see, my unicorn, bob, has higibogo disease.
but, i dont have enough money to pay for the magic that cures it.
but, the doctor said if i get a million favorites on a website for teen girls,
he will do it for free.so please, please help me out.
i love bob, and cant bare to see him go <3

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LostInStereoSound
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September 3, 2010 12:26pm UTC

JOSH: WHY WAS YOUR BUCKET ON TOP OF MY DOOR?
MEGAN: WHY WAS YOUR DOOR UNDER MY BUCKET?

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liveandlearn_12
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August 22, 2010 1:33pm UTC

who wants a boyfriend..
a boy, that makes you feel like you're living the teenage dream.
a boy, thats the only exception?
a boy, that will make you never want to be ridin' solo again.
a boy, that you'll want to tell all your secrets too.
a boy, that'll say "i'm yours"
a boy, that calls you baby.
a boy, that you'll want forever.
a boy, that will always be thinking of you.
and lastly we always want that boy who isn't unfaithful.
face it, we all want a boy friend.

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__LearntoFly
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August 22, 2010 5:47pm UTC

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jpattyyy21
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August 11, 2010 8:00pm UTC

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coconutmebabii
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August 8, 2010 10:54pm UTC

I'm so jealous.
so jealous of watching all the cute couples
play around. when i have no one like that. i am
so sick of feeling lonely. missing 'i love you' &
'hey beautiful'. everything & everywhere is so
focused on love. & i just hate it. & i want that.
i want him to grab my waist. to kiss me until i'm
breathless. someone to say cute cheesy lines
about how much they love me. someone to say
jokes and make fun of me only to tell me they
were joking. someone who when i get mad at
them, they fight back. someone who wants me
forever and not just for the weekend. a boy
who's perfect. so i can show him off and my
friends will be jealous. he would talk to my
parents and get along with them. someone to
take me out. someone who's there like that. &
* someone who loves me.
format by peaceinpieces

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jpattyyy21
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July 22, 2010 7:14pm UTC

Live your life.

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MeBeNiKsiE
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August 3, 2010 5:56pm UTC

when I was your age,
w e h a d c r a z y s t e v e , n o t s p e n c e r .
w e h a d h i l a r y d u f f , n o t e m i n e m .
w e h a d w e b k i n z , n o t f a c e b o o k .
w e h a d s p o n g e b o b , n o t h a n n a h m o n t a n a .
w e h ad V C R ' s , n o t l a p t o p s .
w e h a d n e d ' s d e c l a s s i f i e d , n o t d e g r a s s i .
w e h a d " T h e P a r e n t T r a p " , n o t " C a m p R o c k " .
w e h a d G a m e b o y s , n o t c e l l p h o n e s .
we had some real fun(:
[<3] if you remember :)

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cklovesyouu
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August 7, 2010 2:45pm UTC

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kaileighhh_v3
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July 11, 2010 7:12pm UTC

Don't You Just Love
Making A Guy Blush?

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hiddenshadows
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May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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killlacuna
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April 2, 2010 8:28pm UTC

thanks to those who hated me,
y o u m a d e m e s t r o n g e r .
thanks to those who loved me,
y o u m a d e m y h e a r t g r o w f o n d e r .
thanks to those who cared,
y o u m a d e m e f e e l i m p o r t a n t .
thanks to those who entered into my life,
y o u m a d e m e w h o i a m t o d a y .
thanks to those who left,
y o u s h o w e d m e t h a t n o t h i n g l a s t s f o r e v e r .
thanks to those who stayed,
y o u s h o w e d m e t r u e f r i e n d s h i p .
thanks to those who listened,
y o u m a d e m e f e e l l i k e i w a s w o r t h i t .

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