pRoCrAsTiNaTioN. <3
HEY LIFE.
What's up!
Oh, don't feel like talking.
That's cool.
Wooooooooooow.
I have serious problems.
What am I doing with my life.
Lol.
I came on this computer to write a well thought out book report for English, based on two characters from the book Summer of my German Soldier by Beth Greene.
Oops I meant Bette Greene.
Typo.
I was reading The Lucky One earlier, and the main character's name is Beth Green.
Weird.
Must be my subconscious.
Is that how you spell it?
Jesus I hope nobody's reading this, lmfao.
HEY TOM! Why didn't you call today? We were, uh, suppose to hang out. You know, makeout on the couch or something like that...
Just us two.
Alone.
And you know what both of us have?
Lips.
Cats have liiiiiiiiips?
Heeh, excuse the inside joke up thurrr^
Jk, I hate when people say that.
Like you'll just be talking and then they'll start laughing, so you'll be like "What?" and they'll be all "OOOH IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. LOLL!"
Awkward.
Mad awks.
Ha. Awk looks like hawk. I saw a hawk once.
It was large.
You know what else is large?
A large fry at McDonalds.
I love those things.
I don't care what people say, McDonalds is delicious weather it is made with artificial potatoes or cows or whatever.
I love it.
Maybe if I eat enough I'll gain some weight. I'm too thin.
What kind of teenager is only 85 pounds?
Nastay. I can like, see my bones and junk.
Heheh this is so fun, just like typing out my mind. Every irrelevent thought. OMG I'M LOUIS TOMLINSON! Jk, I'm not in stripes. This is so pointless.
Please please don't let anyone be reading this.
Oh look at that, 6:58. I want to sleep.
Is 7 too early?
Psh no.
Not when it's a school night...right?
Whatevs. Sleep is good. Dreams are good. Especially dreams about Tom. I love Tom. He's like, everything that makes my happy wrapped up in a human.
And he's cute.
And funny.
And smart.
Smart-ish.
Whooo, don't even get me started on those kissing skills.
He pressed me up against a tree the other day and kissed me.
It was pretty hot.
I almost died.
On the floor.
Or the ground, rather. We were outside...cause trees are outside.
Most of the time.
Who am I talking to?
Lol, myself.
You loser.
Should I even add this quote?
Probably not, it's a waste of space.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL, LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE. YOU'RE ORIGINAL, CANNOT BE REPLACED.
Sorry, Katy Perry moment.
Katy Perry is the reason Niall Horan got to stay on X-Factor.
Katy Perry is now the reason I live.
And so is her music.
And her songs.
And her lyrics.
Which are in this quote.
THEREFORE, THIS QUOTE MUST BE ADDED.
WOOOOOOOOOOOPS GOTTA PREVIEW IT FIRST.
Should I leave it black and white?
Yeah, I like black and white.
Good combo. Tom has black hair, you know. And white teeth.
I AM TOO OBSESSED WITH HIM OMG. They should put me in a home.
Like, those spongy rooms on tv. THAT'D BE SO FUN THOUGH I COULD LIKE BOUNCE AROUND.
Haaaaa.
What if Tom read this? Lmfao, yeah, I'd probably get dumped.
Oh dear.
I hope he doesn't read this.
That would be bad.
Woah, 7:05.
Got me there clock.
You win this time.
Guess I should start that book report.
Weyaaalll. Goodbye everyone. Or noone. Yeah, probably noone, lol.
BUT IF THERE IS SOMEONE READING THIS, one direction, I LOVE YOU. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOOOOOR! Wait what. Why did I include one direction in that sentence. Oh right, they should be included in everything.
<3
Alright emily.
Time to start procrastinating.
Post this quote.
Now.
Go.
For Katy Perry.
For Niall Horan.
For Tom.
.
.
.
With that, I post this quote. Agh, gotta preview it first.
WAIT! What do I categorize this as? Probably....vent. Yes.
Okay.
Done.
I LOVE YOU TOM! THIS IS FOR YOUUU
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