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singingcutie1357
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:03pm UTC

"I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
♥

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 2:21pm UTC

I`m making a complaint to McDonalds..
I found a fry in my salt.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 7:40pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you accidentally "Like" something on Facebook while you were stalking.

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allofthegoodusersweretaken
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 8:09pm UTC

I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don't worry.
I flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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aly2013
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 7:07pm UTC

Every boy has that one girl...
the girl that's wrapped around his finger,
hangs onto every word he says,
loves him completely,
would do anything for him,
is head over heels for him...
And he makes her wait.
♥♥♥
fav if your that girl.

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XkaythanksbyeX
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 3:19pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you finish a math problems and your
answer isn't even one of the choices.

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heyitsmarr
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 1:26am UTC

click to see this quote

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remembermex3
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:04am UTC

when
someone you haven't talked to in weeks, months, or years
randomly texts you.
and you're like, what the hell made you think about me?
♥

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 10:37pm UTC

don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on earth right now?
ya. lol thats weird
don't you ever wonder what they're doing right now?
no cuz i already know what mines doing already
oh. what?
texting me.

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Hailey*
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:53pm UTC

I want a 6 month vacation ,
twice a year .
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juliiex555
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:48pm UTC

Who else had a guy be sweet to you for a while, then he randomly starts ignoring you..? :/
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fckyuux33
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 11:07pm UTC

on a scale of 1 to 10;
♥ → you're a 9
& i'm the 1 you need.
nmf

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