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ILoveYouButYouDontKnowIt

  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    tequila mockingbird

  2. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC
    My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

  3. Bye Summer* Bye Summer*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 8:30am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Cinderella by day;
    Sinderella by night.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    nmf.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems
    like a good idea until it's 2am and it feels like you're taking a bath with satan

  5. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 12:11am UTC
    "Dear future daughter:
    1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
    with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
    dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't
    regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
    the most captivating of stories to tell.
    2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
    soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
    through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
    out.
    3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
    or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
    4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
    like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
    you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
    that it is only temporary.
    5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If
    its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your
    hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
    you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
    carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed.
    So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
    care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
    come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
    you differently."

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 12:20pm UTC
    Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
    until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  8. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    "To hate something that you used to love is such a painful feeling." -Ciel Phantomhive

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    "Son, I had to throw my golf pants out""Why dad? cause you got... A HOLE IN ONE!? HAHA" "No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    English = Hello.
    Spanish = Hola.
    French = Bonjour.
    Japanese = Konnichiwa.
    Chinese = Nî Hâo.
    Italian = Ciao.
    Me = Hey B*tch.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:25am UTC
    i have three moods:
    - 420
    - 69
    - 666

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 2:33am UTC
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  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

  14. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 8:13pm UTC
    I will stop loving you when.
    A mute guy tells a deaf guy,
    That a blind guy saw a leggless guy,
    WALK ON WALK.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:55pm UTC
    i was at the park and i walked past two parents and their little girl who was about 2 years old. when her mum and dad's backs were turned she somehow managed to remove her trousers, throw them behind her and begin to dance in a way that i can only compare to a very small, happy wombat trying to catch a butterfly. her parents turned around and saw what she was doing and i sh/t you not they both yelled at the exact same time "NO! NO, THE PARK IS A 'PANTS-ON PARTY'!"
    she stuck out her tongue, picked up her jeans from the ground and said, "it isn't a party if the pants are on."

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

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