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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Idiot: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
nmq

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soccerloverx03x
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February 22, 2012 7:07pm UTC

How to find name of a song:
type all the words you know in google, and hope for the best.

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hermione23katniss
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February 22, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I have a secret superpower:
I can read my own mind.
My quote, NMF

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:49pm UTC

◈░░◈
' Rawr '
Does not mean 'I Love You' in dinosaur. Haven’t you seen Jurassic Park? It means I’m going to freakin eat you! format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

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swagginitup96
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February 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

you are in a relationship with him
♥ 30 seconds ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH! I crack myself up sometimess.

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that_chunky_thug
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February 22, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Most kids: Yeah, I drink and I smoke weed and cigerettes.
Me: When it's really cold outside... I like to breathe heavily and pretend I'm a dragon... :)
© format by: h0peful

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jimmy365
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February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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prplesockerninja22
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February 22, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Laziness #2
If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I'm obviously only single because
I'm too sexy for everyone.
1,000 quote(:

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BravoSierra
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February 22, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
We all have that one creepy neighbor
Who never comes out of his house.

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wittyme22
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February 22, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Have you ever wondered..who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

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mumblebumble
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February 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Yeah, go ahead, tear her apart.
Not like she has feelings or something crazy like that.

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soccerloverx03x
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February 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Typical ping pong game:
5% playing ping pong
95% chasing the ball around the room

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Lexi10
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February 22, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Hey, Danny what's up?
Nothing. My gf just broke up with me thru text, my dog ran away today and my parents are getting a divorce....you?
.......I'm just baking cookies....

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:25pm UTC

That depressing moment when
you dip your cookie into milk for too long and it breaks off.

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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC

*wake up from a horrible dream* (⊙﹏⊙)
*realize it was only a dream* (~￣▽￣)~

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 4:35pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you have 3 friends in a class and the teacher says "Find a partner!"

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC

When people ask for candy I’m eating,
I give them the flavor I don’t like.