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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Trying to
Pick something up with your feet
Because you're too lazy to bend over.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC

They steal you with hello
They kill you with goodbye.

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motisizi54
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Me:
"DO I HAVE ANYTHING ON MY FACE?"
Friend:
"YEAH.. YOU DO..."
Best Friend:
"Lol, what there's nothing on your face...."

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evilpanda
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I love you. *erases*
I miss you.*erases*
Can we talk?*erases*
Hey *sends*

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:49am UTC

I said you could look at one photo,
Not read through all my messages.

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elmolovesyouu3
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Wiz Khalifa
Technically
I'm single but my heart is taken by someone that
I can't call my own.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:37pm UTC

TeenagerPost#183
Trying to go to sleep again thinking the dream will continue.
nmf.nmq.

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beentheredonethat
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:49pm UTC

"I need to talk to you."
That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your entire life.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I Don't Trust
anyone anymore. if you trust people with your secrets, they share them.
if you trust people in what they say, they break their promises

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Teacher: Are you two cheating?!
Me and other kid: No, we are comparing answers.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 11:43am UTC

*Please Read*
There is an amazing girl on witty.
Yourbabeforlifee
She is feeling extremely down and I guess things just aren't getting better. She is contemplating suicide and I need to ask a favor of all the witty girls:
Please go to her and talk to her, see whats going on, if you can relate, if you can help.
And how about:
1 fav
=
1 "you are beautiful. you are unique. i love you. staystrong."
Yourbabeforlifee, we hope you feel better,
and I hope it's okay with you that I made this quote.
You're in our hearts. Never give up. ♥

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brett_landon
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:17pm UTC

I said I love you
you said it too, but the difference is
i didn't lie to you.

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babyimaddicteddd
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Everybodyleavesyou,
either in life, or by death.
so never make anyone your
everything, because
sometimes the people you can't live without,
actually can live without you.

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 10:24pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #3
Meg: I want to kill myself! I'm gunna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: I'm allegric to peanuts...
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: You don't know anything about me!
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
nmq

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