Witty Profiles

Family_Guy_Quotes

1. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:34am UTC
   Look Brian! I painted Sebastian the crab blue! If that isn't a big middle finger to society I don't know what is!
   -Stewie Griffin
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
2. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:31am UTC
   FAMILY GUY QUOTE:
   *Griffin's driving when the cliff infront of them breaks*
   Lois: Oh my god Peter! Back up the car!!
   Peter: Oh, really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
3. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 12:26am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
4. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   FAMILY GUY QUOTE # 7
   Peter: Hey! You're Jason Mraz!
   Guy: No, I'm just some guy in a hat!
   Peter: Yah! That's who Jason Mraz is!
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points
5. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 12:09am UTC
   ---------------------------------------------------------------
   That
   Awkward Moment
   When
   you don't die
   after forwarding
   a Chain-Email
   ---------------------------------------------------------------
   Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
6. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 11:11am UTC
   And how is our pregnant little daughter!
   Mom! How did you know!
   I meant perfect.
   Wait WHAT???!?!?!?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 59 points
7. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 1:57am UTC
   FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
   Peter:
   Hold on listen here, I may be an idiot sir, but there is one thing I'm not, and that sir, is an idiot.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
8. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   FAMILY GUY QUOTE #7
   Lois:
   I feel bad about ditching the kids, are we terrible people?
   Peter:
   Uh, no Lois, horses are terrible people.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
9. Family_Guy_Quotes
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
   Guy from Family Fued: Congratulations Griffins! You will be on Family Fued! We chose you because the other family has 3 daughters, and you have 3 sons!
   Meg:
   Uh, I'm not a bo-
   Peter:
   Shut up... Greg.
   format by jimmy365
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 31 points
10. Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:24am UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
    Peter: Uh Clevland, you better hide your markers, I think someone colored in your Jesus. *Points to cross*
    Clevland's son: Oh Yeah? I think someone colored in your @ss with too much @ss, fat@ss!
    format by jimmy365
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 34 points
11. Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:12am UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #5
    Peter: That's it, this house is now Jewish
    Jewish Guy: Well Peter, becoming Jewish doesn't happen over night, it requires a lot of spiritual finding, visiting temples, and prayers!
    Peter: So what you're saying is it happens overnight?
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 24 points
12. Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #4
    Lois: Peter, why would they make you president?
    Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF!
    Lois: No Peter, that was just a loud yellping noise.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 36 points
13. Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #3
    Meg: I want to kill myself! I'm gunna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
    *Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
    Meg: I'm allegric to peanuts...
    *Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
    Meg: You don't know anything about me!
    (runs upstairs)
    Peter: Who was that guy?
    nmq
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 832 points
14. Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #1
    Lois:
    PETER! Where have you been?! You left for the market 6 hours ago! Did you get the beans?
    Peter:
    Lois, I got something better.You know how you always wanted a REAl diamond ingagment ring?
    Lois:
    OH MY GOD!
    Peter:
    That's right I bought a horse!
    ♥
    Should I make this a series? Comment:)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 52 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles