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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Was the movie 'The Lion King' based on a true story?
Best answer:
Sure, I know loads of lions who talk.
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
really? from Africa?

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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Guy's usernames on Witty: David123, Chris987
Guy's usernames in real life: $WAG696969, FuCkB!tChEs$YOLO$
Guy's posts on Witty: Be yourself! You are beautiful the way you are!
Guy's talking in real life: If she's hot, I'll do her.
Guy's on Witty chatting with you: Wow, you have a great personality and you're so funny!
Guy's talking to us in real life: AYYY YOU, UGLY, YOU GOT A PENCIL?

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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Me: Refreshes Witty
Internet: Sorry, this server is down
Me: no
Me: refreshes
Me: refreshes
Me: refreshes
Me:
Me:
Me:
Witty: loads
Witty: *is completely different*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Obama:
A cookie:
the wind:
Spongebob:
A training bra:
A hollister model:
Me: I have no recollection of this place

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:37am UTC

friend: life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about dancing in the rain.
me: what if i get struck by lightning and die.

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:31am UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE:
*Griffin's driving when the cliff infront of them breaks*
Lois: Oh my god Peter! Back up the car!!
Peter: Oh, really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:09am UTC

Chris Barel
who needz god graedz wen u gotz $wag??
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Toby Jackson
Let's see how swag pays the bills.
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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:28am UTC

so acordang tew da wity rulez u nut alloud ta hav two manee mispeld wurdz.

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:26am UTC

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Me: enters birthday
Website: Sorry, you are too young to access this website
Me: Did I enter born in 1997?
Me: Sorry, I ment born in 1904

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:48pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE # 7
Peter: Hey! You're Jason Mraz!
Guy: No, I'm just some guy in a hat!
Peter: Yah! That's who Jason Mraz is!

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 12:09am UTC

---------------------------------------------------------------
That
Awkward Moment
When
you don't die
after forwarding
a Chain-Email
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Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 11:11am UTC

And how is our pregnant little daughter!
Mom! How did you know!
I meant perfect.
Wait WHAT???!?!?!?

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:57am UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
Peter:
Hold on listen here, I may be an idiot sir, but there is one thing I'm not, and that sir, is an idiot.

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 10:14pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
Guy from Family Fued: Congratulations Griffins! You will be on Family Fued! We chose you because the other family has 3 daughters, and you have 3 sons!
Meg:
Uh, I'm not a bo-
Peter:
Shut up... Greg.
format by jimmy365

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:24am UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
Peter: Uh Clevland, you better hide your markers, I think someone colored in your Jesus. *Points to cross*
Clevland's son: Oh Yeah? I think someone colored in your @ss with too much @ss, fat@ss!
format by jimmy365

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Family_Guy_Quotes
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February 23, 2012 1:12am UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #5
Peter: That's it, this house is now Jewish
Jewish Guy: Well Peter, becoming Jewish doesn't happen over night, it requires a lot of spiritual finding, visiting temples, and prayers!
Peter: So what you're saying is it happens overnight?
♥

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blair
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:08am UTC

Things I Will Do Before I Die:
1: Touch MC Hammer
2: Tell HIM How I Feel
3: Find out who the hell let the dogs out!
♥

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Family_Guy_Quotes
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February 22, 2012 9:52pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #1
Lois:
PETER! Where have you been?! You left for the market 6 hours ago! Did you get the beans?
Peter:
Lois, I got something better.You know how you always wanted a REAl diamond ingagment ring?
Lois:
OH MY GOD!
Peter:
That's right I bought a horse!
♥
Should I make this a series? Comment:)

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Family_Guy_Quotes
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #4
Lois: Peter, why would they make you president?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF!
Lois: No Peter, that was just a loud yellping noise.

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Family_Guy_Quotes
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February 22, 2012 10:24pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #3
Meg: I want to kill myself! I'm gunna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: I'm allegric to peanuts...
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: You don't know anything about me!
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
nmq

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