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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    Coming out to your parents by saying
    swiggity swag guess who's a f.ag

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    why is it that everyone can be an
    as.hole towards me but the minute i've had enough and act like an as.hole to them it's all of a sudden not ok

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC
    i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
    me: brb i need to have a shower
    him: okay have fun
    him: wait
    him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
    him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
    him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    when you
    click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  5. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:08am UTC
    "Go after her. F.uck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her because that’s what you should do if you love someone, don’t wait for them to give you a sign cause it might never come, don’t let people happen to you, don’t let me happen to you, or her, she’s not a f.ucking television show or tornado. There are people I might have loved had they gotten on the airplane or run down the street after me or called me up drunk at four in the morning because they need to tell me right now and because they cannot regret this and I always thought I’d be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never give enough of a f.uck to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable and honest and making someone fall in love with you is easy and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can’t just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone’s idea of love but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do. Go scream it and be with her in meaningful ways because that is beautiful and that is generous and that is what loving someone is, that is raw and that is unguarded, and that is all that is worth anything, really."

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    my mom is telling me "get a good job"
    but my heart is telling me "marry rich."

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 12:35am UTC
    My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly.

  9. ComeAtMeBroham ComeAtMeBroham
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 10:35am UTC
    I realized I loved you after you tacked me.

  10. ComeAtMeBroham ComeAtMeBroham
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    *****
    Confession # 1
    My parents failed raising me. So I decied when I have children to be a perfect mother.
    *****

  11. WittyRewarder WittyRewarder
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 2:30am UTC
    Follow these awesome people:
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