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  1. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark? How do I even begin to explain Peeta Mellark?
    Prim: Peeta Mellark is a baker
    Gale: He likes my squirrels
    Effie: I hear his leg is insured for $10,000
    Cinna: I hear he does baking commercials in District 12
    Ceasar: He once met Katniss Everdeen and told her he loved her
    Katniss: One time, he threw bread at me...
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss: It was awesome

  2. xxniamhxx xxniamhxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:20am UTC
    I don't think I could ever stab someone.
    I mean lets face it, I can barley get the straw in to a capri sun.

  3. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Bill Nye the Science Guy
    The only person who manages to become famous,
    solely because of the fact that he is completely insane.

  4. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "What time is it?"
    "There is a clock right there"
    "B*TCH! Did I ask you were the clock was?"

  5. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    manicure
    (noun)
    paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
    format by sandrasaurus

  6. Xx_Fa7aB_xX Xx_Fa7aB_xX
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:48am UTC
    Why I'm Single?
    I Can't Date The Internet..
    I Can't date myself.
    I can't date music. ♥
    I can't date my favorite celebrity.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    Sorry, that was my cat.
    Haha okay :)
    Wanna hear a secret?
    Sure!
    I don't have a cat.

  9. Bacon Bacon
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    In 50 Years
    you might sit down on your computer and type in the favorite website of your childhood. you'll see the black and white logo that you used to see daily for the first time in years. as you struggle to remember your username and password, a smile grows on your face as you finally type in the correct combination. as you go on your profile, your favorite song from when you were a teenager will start playing, and you'll stare into the eyes of your old profile picture. as you begin to scroll through your old quotes, all the memories come flooding back to your brain. you'll read about drama that happened in middle school, and recite the lyrics to your favorite songs. you see the quote of yours that got the most faves, and remember how excited you were to log on to see that many notifications. seeing your witty bestfriends on your followers list is what makes the tears start to fall. these girls were here for you through everything. these girls were here for you when nobody else was, they made you laugh when you wanted to cry, and they actually understood what you were going through. will you wish you still talekd to them? will you miss this when it's gone? it'll be hard when i stop using witty, but i wont ever regret it. making an account was one of the best decisions of my life.
    you all changed my life.

  10. Bacon Bacon
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    She used to have the realest smile in school.
    Now she's producing nothing but fake ones.
    format credit to bacon

  11. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Friend: I don't like Liam that much... he's so annoying, he's like their dad or something omg.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: Can i get a 10 second head start?

  12. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark:
    I set fire, to the bread.
    Watched it burn as mymom slapped my head
    She screamed while I cried and ran outside
    into the rain. The raiiiiin

  13. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Me: Sprite please
    Waiter: Is Sierra Mist okay?
    Me: No,umm can I have coke?
    Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?
    Me: Hmmmm....well is Monopoly money okay!?
    Waiter: What?
    Mom: What
    Lol, true story.^ Happened tonight xD funniest stuff eveerrr.

  14. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Popular Girl
    I just ate a cracker.
    Like • Comment • 2 minutes ago
    1,562,341,890,123 Like This
    Me
    I won a nobel prize.
    Like • Comment • 3 hours ago
    0 Like This

  15. liveyourlife28 liveyourlife28
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    When Peeta found out
    that Katniss was pretending to love him..
    m y h e a r t b r o k e . .
    anyone else?
    nmf

  16. TheQueers TheQueers
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:32am UTC
    My attempt at eating healthy:
    me: okay, breakfast. niice healthy fruit.
    my mom: oh and heres some kit kats for easter!
    me: HAHAHA MOVE OUTTA THE WAY, WE GOT KIT KATS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!
    my
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    A guy and a girl can be just friends,
    But at point or another,
    They will fall for
    Each other ♥
    Maybe at the wrong time,
    Maybe temporarily,
    Maybe too late,
    But maybe forever ♥

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:57am UTC
    *Fan meeting zayn*
    Fan: i love you so much, i can't breath
    OH MY GOD!
    Zayn: please Breath...
    - OneDirection♥
    format credit to OneDirection


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:23pm UTC

    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Wearing sunglasses
    so he can't see you staring at him.

:)

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