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SuperNovaChic
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March 28, 2014 10:47am UTC

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head.

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Tiffany_xD
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February 24, 2013 10:07pm UTC

It's funny when people call you "shy," they usually smile.
Like it's cute, some funny little habit you'll grow out of when you're older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out.
If they knew how it felt - really being shy, not just unsure at first - they wouldn't smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense.
It's not cute at all.

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Tiffany_xD
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April 16, 2013 8:43pm UTC

SARCASM:
Because beating someone in the face with a shovel is illegal.

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JoshDuuuddde*
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November 19, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Dear Math,
please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of sloving them for you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hopelessly_Dreaming
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March 23, 2014 11:13pm UTC

Don't conform to what society or anybody else thinks is right, Be yourself, nobody has the right to judge you.

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yourcool
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March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC

when something extremely funny
happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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spence*
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March 17, 2014 2:00pm UTC

People get so caught up on one small thing they don't like, like their nose or thighs or tummy or something.
Things like egg and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

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spence*
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March 17, 2014 2:10pm UTC

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

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capsized*
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March 22, 2014 7:52pm UTC

why do old people drive slow ?
they barely have any time left like
GOOOOO ur dying

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC

me: mom im done
mom: excuse me?
me: ive had it, im dropping out
mom: who do you think you are??
me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
mom: you're on 2nd grade
me: no one gets me

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carson5482
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May 29, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Me: Wow, I have so much work to do.
Me: --goes on tumblr--
Me: --watches a movie--
Me: --writes a novel--
Me: --teaches myself sitar--
Me: --climbs a mountain--
Me: --backpacks through Europe--
Me: Why am I not getting anything done?

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carson5482
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May 29, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Imagine if school was like this:
English: Writing biographies about the band.
Math: How to multiply band members.
Science: How to clone band members.
Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.
Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.
Geography: How to find band members' houses.
History: About the band members' past years.

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CharliesTheName
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May 29, 2013 9:29pm UTC

I wonder if anyone actually gets excited when I favorite their quotes...

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 9:17pm UTC

It's my weight.
They're my friends.
It's my family.
They're my choices.
It's my reality.
They're my problems.
It's my life, so why the fùck are you trying to tell me how to live it?

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ErinIsTheName*
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May 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

I actually just Googled
how to kill a fly.

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pinapplesealover3
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May 29, 2013 5:02pm UTC

never judge someone til you walk a mile in their shoes.
UNLESS THOSE SHOES ARE CROCS. THEN JUDGE AWAY.

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:44pm UTC

yesterday at lunch i was with my crush
and his friend. i was about to eat a cupcake when
his friend goes, 'wait, you didn't exercise today.'
EVERYONE AT THE TABLE STARED AS THEY SAW THE HURT LOOK ON MY FACE, AND
MY CRUSH SAYS, 'DUDE. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. YOU NEVER JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF.'

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