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HopeNope

  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    wait wait wait so MILF doesnt stand for ‘mother i’ll love forever’???
    oh shiiiit i hope she hasn’t opened her card yet

  2. mysterygirlll mysterygirlll
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    it's so weird how feelings can change so fast. when i first met my crush, i was like oh hes cool, but i honestly thought he was weird, and unattractive. then we found similar interests, and became really good friends. i fell for him, school ended, we were still good friends. some might even say a little more than friends. we were teased for liking eachother all the time. i feared that during summer we would drift and lose everything we had. now my fear is becoming a reality and i feel as if he doesn't even want to be friends anymore. he never texts me anymore, and when we hangout im not the one he always flirts with. wow it hurts. i miss what we had. i want to go back

  3. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Just a little shoutout to my followers for sticking with me through almost 800 quotes and sticking with me through those mornings where I post 20 quotes an hour. I love you guys. <3

  4. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Dear Tumblr Girls,
    I'm the master of thigh gaps.
    Sincerely, Spongebob
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by BeautifulBrunette
    BeautifulBrunette(c)

  5. Blurryface.* Blurryface.*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    "The life is funny,the people change,the things changed,but never sacrifice your life for anything"
    - Zayn Malik.
    26/12/2010

  6. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Cuddle with me and
    watch Shark Week with me so I
    know it's real.

  7. Dalton95 Dalton95
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Cool kids can and will die eventually

  8. HopeNope HopeNope
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    I wish John Hughes was my father.

  9. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    "We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

  10. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    "If you are afraid to get hurt,
    you won't obtain what you
    really desire."

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    We accept the food we think we deserve.

  12. bowtiesuspense bowtiesuspense
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    me two years ago: what's a fandom
    me now: what isn't a fandom

  13. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:37am UTC
    my milkshake brings the boys to the yard
    unfortunately, they're all dead from food poisoning

  14. HopeNope HopeNope
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Sometimes you just need a good hug.
    from Channing Tatum.
    While he is shirtless.

  15. Pudding007 Pudding007 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:33am UTC
    so my grandma came home the other day complaining about what a rough day she had. i was like well whatd you do and she told me she spent the whole day getting her diamonds cleaned. i wanted to punch her.

  16. Pudding007 Pudding007 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    that moment when youre so angry, but its at yourself so you have no one to blame but you

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