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DonggaBieber
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January 13, 2013 9:01am UTC

Your relationship ended. Not your life.

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taaylor
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January 7, 2013 5:24am UTC

Definition; Sadness (noun);
When you see your food coming in a restaurant and then it turns out not to be yours.

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VanillaStar
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January 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Alarm Clocks,
because nothing says
"Good Morning!"
Quite like a
heart attack.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Bellatrix wanted love.
Draco needs a friend.
Snape wanted trust.
Lucius needs a hug.
Fudge needs peace.
Nagini wanted freedom.
And poor Voldy just needs his nose back.
But Umbrige needs to die.

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XxCatchxMexX
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January 6, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Me: Its Sunday
Me: I need to to my homework
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:*Rolls up in a blanket*
Me: I am a burrito

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erica119
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Having a pet in the house is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on it.
*bang*
"What was that?"
".....It was just the fish."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 11:30pm UTC

*If me, Jenna Marbles, and 1D were in the same room*
1D: Hey!
Me: Oh. My. God. *freezes*
1D: *laughs because they think Im fanboying over them*
Me: MOVE!
1D: Wait, what?
Me: *pushes past 1D*
Me: *runs up to jenna marbles*
Yeah, call me dedicated.

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC

You never know how dirty song lyrics are...
Until you hear a child sing them.

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britany*
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January 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Anyone else find it slightly suspicous that Gabe
in Good Luck Charlie is the ONLY brunette
member of the Ducan Family?

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OreoLover
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
A Witty Party.
It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
and the prizes would include little band member/
book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
they're all played by the end of the night,
and we'd just have the best time ever.

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rooftops*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:27pm UTC

You think being a fan girl is easy?
You think it's fun to see a photo of them and fall down and cry and throw yourself at a window?
You think I wanted this?
You think I asked for this?
You don't know me!
You don't know anything!

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