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sarbearthecarebear · 1 decade ago
I just wanted to take a minute to let you know that well this is my favorite quote I have EVER seen on Witty. I saved it to my computer.
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Jman056 · 1 decade ago
And ogres are like onions...
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Jman056 · 1 decade ago
That's adorable yet creepy at the same time.
Btw I think I just found my first great nerdy pick up line! Lol
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
Sometimes I feel the same way, then I see food and I'm all "EAT IT ALL" but seriously eating nothing will make you gain weight because your body thinks it's being starved (it is) so it stores away a ton of fat. Is better to eat a small healthy breakfast, a small lunch, and a small dinner with no snacks except water. I've been doing this and already lost two pounds in a week :)
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sarbearthecarebear · 1 decade ago
don't do that
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
you'd also get sick and possibly die.
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shesprayingforya · 1 decade ago
You make me feel bad! LOL JK!!!!
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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
I know right! -__- she's like moaning like, "god!" "do it again girl"
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
YES
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GRACEROCKS · 1 decade ago
Sure! I love all of those things.
Just don't judge me by my quotes they suck...
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Christina* · 1 decade ago
WHats that supposed to mean? I thought what we had was special!
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the-queen-of-feels* · 1 decade ago
Actually, I'M a potato.
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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
First off. It's not my quote. I just forgot to put Nmq at the bottom call me what u want I don't give a f/uck
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Charm_Bracelet082 · 1 decade ago
I'm sorry, I don't normally judge--but you are one SHALLOW .
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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
Ok thanks(:
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smiley_tana* · 1 decade ago
If hes acting like u dont exist ask him if he likes you straight up if he doesnt ask him why he asked u out if he does say if u dont start acting like you do then imma be your greatest mistake.
Hope that helps
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OmegleTalk · 1 decade ago
I get college for 2 years :P x
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distance · 1 decade ago
sometimes you might fight but its not the end of the world if you try to work it out with him, and if you do work it out it will only make you two stronger in the relationship! :D
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2Fool2bCool · 1 decade ago
Be yourself, and don't let anyone change you!
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
No, just untill you retire, then you can have the joy of old people homes and eat prunes and chicken and have your grand kids visit you and you won't have to clean your room because you will be old, you have peasants do it for you.
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