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shesprayingforya

1. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC
   I remember when you called me beautiful, stunning, gorgeous.
   Now who am I?
   I'm just another face in the crowd.
   
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2. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 8:15pm UTC
   Dear McDonalds Cashier,
   Don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal.
   Sincerely,
   Don't forget the toy
   
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3. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 6:52pm UTC
   Dear Ke$ha,
   Nobody actually wakes up in the morning
   feeling like P.Diddy.
   Love,wittians not feeling like P.Diddy♥
   
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4. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   Here's to us.
   And I mean everyone.
   Gays.
   Lesbians.
   Bisexuals.
   Young.
   Old.
   Tall.
   Short.
   Single.
   Taken.
   Girls.
   Guys.
   Nobodys.
   Somebodies.
   Everybodies.
   Hopeful.
   Hopeless.
   Dreaming.
   Already there.
   Abused.
   Loved.
   Heart-broken.
   Depressed.
   Crazy.
   Disrespected.
   Here's to everyone. Ever.
   All kinds of people. Here's to you and me.
   Here's to life.
   
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5. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 6:09pm UTC
   If life hands you lemons,
   throw them at monkeys.
   If life hands you melons,
   you just might be dyslexic.
   
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6. shesprayingforya
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 5:03pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   Let's face it.
   I mean face the cold hard truth.
   Most of us wittians are not at all socially
   acceptable.
   AND WE ARE OKAY WITH IT.
   
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