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PoisonIvy
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Witty says I will get
945 faves on this
quote.
But hey. No pressure.
0 7

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

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imnoons
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just
gonna stand up & say "I'm an
actor, they're all actors & you're on
MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.

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mayday
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:18pm UTC

me: if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives.

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EmilyLovesYouu
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:14pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly"
put this as your quote & whoever ♥'s it
disagrees

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overcomingimpossible*
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC

The Hardest Descision
Ever:
Staying in Bed or Getting up to Pee
nmf!

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SlutWhatTheFuckItsAttila
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 6:13am UTC

One of the scariest feelings in life is when you realize you aren't afraid to die. You don't look when you cross the road anymore. When you take pills you take however many come out. You're not afraid when you hear those creepy creaking noises in your house anymore, because you hope they'll get you. You seek out dangerous things, because you want to die. You stop caring about yourself, totally and completely. Nothing about you matters anymore, and at some point you look at yourself and become scared of yourself. Because you're a monster, one who only hurts itself. And that's scary .

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 1:04am UTC

KEVIN STYLINSON!!!!!!!
Format by twilightgirl995

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endoftheroad
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 7:07pm UTC

My Thoughts During Gym:
when was the last time i shaved?
my thighs are so fat. never wearing shorts again.
shoelace untied.
can we just play the freaking game already?
last one to be picked! i feel so loved!
BRING IT ON, LOSERS. I WILL DOMINATE YOU.
how is basketball going to help me in life?
ow! that hurt! idiot.
HA!!!!!!! WE WIN!!!!!!!! KARMA!!!!
never mind, i suck at this.
ugh. show off.
shoelace untied. again.
dude, this isn't the olympics.
are we done yet?
running laps is so fun! -_-
well this is boring.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed that
Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Birth marks
are where you were killed in another life
~mind blown
comment where it is

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heitsmee123
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Zayn Malik is in a relationship with Zayn Malik ♥ 21 minutes ago · You, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and 5 others like this · Comment · See Friendship
nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AustinH
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 1:15pm UTC

I would just like to
thank all the
men and women
who risk their lives every single day for their country&freedom.
Happy Memorial Day <3

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AustinH
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:12am UTC

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11, but missed it because he overslept.

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DrakeandJosh
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Drake and Josh #1
Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage.
Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!
♥
Quote formatting by DreakandJosh

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lovehimmorethanwords
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Ashley F*ck everyone.
Like • Comment • 45 minutes ago near Whoville.
John you already did.
42 minutes ago • Like

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:

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伤*
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:33am UTC

*When i'm late for school*
Teacher: You're a little late
Me: I'm already torn
Teacher: What? shut the door
Me: Turn the lights off
Teacher: Stop it
Me: I'll never stop, you know i'll take you to another world
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: get out! get out! get out of my head
Teacher: ....
(OneDirection)

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DiNoLoVe
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah
nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
nnmq

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