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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    I wanna see you. And hug you. And make you smile. And make you laugh. And just lie on the couch next to you. And watch movies together. And then just fall asleep beside you. It'd be nice.
    format: ohhshanappp

  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:54am UTC
    IT'S A JOKE, NOT A DICK.
    don't take it so hard.

  3. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better then I like you anyways.

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Everyone is posting cute pictures
    with their boyfriends and girlfriends. Too bad my fridge is self conscious or we'd have tons of pictures together.
    not my format

  5. T_Cat5 T_Cat5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:41am UTC
    So I heard you like badboys..
    Yeeahh.
    Well... I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but one time I went to DisneyChannel.com they asked me for my parents permission... I didn't ask!
    -___-

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    it's alright, y'know, no need to reply or anything...
    i was just texting you to exercise my fingers anyway!

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    i want the person I crush on now
    to be the same person
    holding hands with me
    in our armchairs, aged 90

  8. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:17am UTC
    it's alright, no need to reply. i was just texting you to exercise my fingers.

  9. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    "So how far have you gone with a guy?"
    "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."

  10. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Girl: I have a question for you
    Boy: alright ask me..
    [[ short pause ]]
    Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
    Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
    Girl:yeah.
    Boy: my future...

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    1-10 how much do you like me?
    8. Turn that 8 sideways and that's how much i love you.♥
    omg♥
    fav if you get it(:♥

  12. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox
    HEY. yes, im talking to you. i just wanted to let you know you're never alone
    ..imalwayshere.♥

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Love is like a butterfly,
    hold it too tight and you will crush it.
    BUT IF YOU HOLD IT TOO LOOSE
    it will fly away ♥

  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    some of the
    greater things in life are unseen, that's
    why you close your eyes when you kiss,
    cry, or dream ♥

  15. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    I stop myself from falling for you
    because I'm still trying to pick myself up from the last time I fell
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  16. T_Cat5 T_Cat5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I don't want to be his whole life,
    just his favorite part.♥

  17. LenaLeto LenaLeto
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Girl:
    I hate it when you act like I don't mean anything to you.
    Boy: I hate it when you act like you don't know that you mean everything to me.

  18. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Monicaforeverbrokenn Monicaforeverbrokenn
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    s m i l e s♥
    are like bandaids
    they cover up the
    p a i n b u t i t s t i l l
    h u r t s♥

  20. julie2552 julie2552
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    Son: Mom, am I adopted, tell me the truth?
    Mom: No! Why do you say that?
    Son: Then why am I the only sexy one in the family? Explain that!

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