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Amenah
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December 5, 2013 2:24pm UTC

MY SENSE OF HUMOUR:
29% irony,
13% 'you wouldn't understand',
34% sarcastic insults,
78% f*ck you,
& 11% bad maths.

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beebessey
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December 2, 2013 11:13am UTC

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time.

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breezy_mac
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December 2, 2013 4:30am UTC

How nice of you to show up to Passive Aggressive club this week.

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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November 27, 2013 11:20pm UTC

judge: did u kill these ppl
me: ya
judge: why
me: for the lulz xD
judge: xD
everyone in the court: xD
my mom: xD

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Ethanol
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November 28, 2013 7:21am UTC

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

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_Jannette
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November 28, 2013 11:01pm UTC

It's okay to be a glowstick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.

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savannah*
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December 1, 2013 1:16pm UTC

You were just like the moon.
So lonely, so full imperfections.
But just like the moon, you
always shined in times of darkness.

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123oreo123
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November 30, 2013 3:41pm UTC

"Write a clever joke."
Are you trying to say my jokes aren't usually clever?? =/

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ithinkyoureperfectluv
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 10:21pm UTC

You made me think that you were perfect
That you were an angel
They all say that mother knows best
Well, not all
Some think you were just born to be shown off
Some think that you are nothing but a slave
But the lucky kids get a mother that cares
What did I do in my past life to deserve this?
Do you want me to say sorry?
For not thinking that you're perfect?
Do you want me to drop down on my knees and beg?
Do you?
Well, if you do.
I won't.
I would only do such a thing if I was fooled.
But i'm not.
I'm not fooled by your smile
Or your eyes
I'm only fooled by my mind

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Livelovemusic11
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November 29, 2013 9:41pm UTC

My grades are actually really good for someone who
has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 30, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Friend: *holding expensive globe*
Teacher: don't drop that-
Me: thun thun thun, aye, don't drop that thun thun thun!

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