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123oreo123

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Member Since: 30 Nov 2013 10:38am

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2013 05:42pm

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user id: 375574

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I AM A UNICORN.

JUST TRY AND

STOP ME

BEING AWESOME.
  1. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Is it just me or...
    IS ANYONE ELSE DETERMINED TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL MIDNIGHT ON CHRISTMAS EVE?!

  2. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 11:34am UTC
    R.I.P
    Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela.
    What a great man.

  3. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    I <3 taking hot showers.
    It's bascially like a normal shower, but with me in it ;D

  4. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how someone can call you all sorts of nasty things, but the one small word that scares us all is...
    SCHOOL.
    But then again, I can see why. *shudder*

  5. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    That horrible moment...
    When you click enter instead of backspace. ;[

  6. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:45am UTC
    My toughest life decision.....
    It has to be.......
    deciding whether I want a cadbury advent calendar, or a nestle one. My life is so tough.

  7. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:15am UTC
    "Write Something Witty."
    Me: Alright then...
    Me: Something Witty.

  8. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:13am UTC
    My brother: Knock knock!
    Me: Sorry, I'm not here at the moment. Please call back later.
    My brother: But...
    Me: I said, I'm not here!! Now, get off my lawn!!
    My brother: What just happened to my joke... *looks confused*

  9. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:08am UTC
    If you are talking to someone, why do they always say "Are you there? if you don't reply within the first 2.1 seconds of them sending a message? I mean, its not like I'm going to say "No sorry, I'm not here. Call back later." =/

  10. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:36am UTC
    I wanna be...
    That girl that everybody wants to be friends with because she is so popular!
    A unicorn.

  11. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Me: Wow, I actually did my homework for like...once in a million years!!
    Later:
    Teacher: Good morning, and I appreciate that you all completed your homework, but you will not be needing it.
    Me: Oh.
    Me:My.
    Me:God.

  12. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    "Write a clever joke."
    Are you trying to say my jokes aren't usually clever?? =/

  13. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Who ever created
    Yo Mama
    really needs to
    review their spelling.

  14. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 11:20am UTC
    My brother is so stupid. He just tried licking a headphone, and talking to a banana. I mean, sure, he IS only two, but I mean...seriously? LOL.

  15. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 11:07am UTC
    In my opinion, the only thing you have to do to get faves on witty is insult:
    A teacher
    School
    Justin Bieber (ugh...)
    Or maths.
    So why have I not got 1000 faves? Because I just literally wrote my To Destroy List.

  16. 123oreo123 123oreo123
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:42am UTC
    That beautiful moment...
    When math class is over.

:)

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