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Gpc11

1. Gpc11
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2015 1:33am UTC
   Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a beeFloyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
   
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2. Gpc11
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   March 27, 2015 2:10pm UTC
   Raise your word and not your voice because it is rain that grows the flower, not the thunder.
   
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3. Gpc11
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   March 26, 2015 5:34am UTC
   "What's the hardest thing about love?""Being patient."
   
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4. Gpc11
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   March 26, 2015 5:31am UTC
   I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes.
   
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5. Gpc11
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   March 26, 2015 5:27am UTC
   I'm sorry sir, I don't know what's wrong with your engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking! ! !
   
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6. Gpc11
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   March 26, 2015 3:22am UTC
   I can melt an ice cube by just staring at it...it takes awhile, but I can do it シ
   
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7. Gpc11
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   March 26, 2015 3:04am UTC
   Girls fall in love with what they hear, while men fall in love with what they see. That's why men lie and women wear make-up.
   
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8. Gpc11
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   March 20, 2015 6:07pm UTC
   I entered what I ate for lunch into mycalorie counting app and ituninstalled.
   
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9. Gpc11
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   March 20, 2015 5:46pm UTC
   When someone tells me how old theirkid is in months, I ask them torephrase it in days, so they know whatI just went through.
   
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10. Gpc11
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    March 19, 2015 7:30pm UTC
    Cop: First name please... "Frida"Cop: Last name... "Gosir" Cop: You're Frida Gosir? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice
    
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11. Gpc11
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    March 7, 2015 3:41pm UTC
    We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
    
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12. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 10:10pm UTC
    *picks up crying baby*It's okay buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside..
    
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13. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 10:07pm UTC
    We live in a world where image values more than truth . Struggle seems like failure. And vulnerability more like weakness...
    
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14. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 10:02pm UTC
    Instead of "Have a nice day.", I think I'll start saying, "Have the day you deserve." You know, let karma sort that sh#t out
    
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15. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 10:00pm UTC
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16. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 2:16am UTC
    Stoner Thought-All kids under 7 years old in America have never had a white president.
    
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17. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 2:12am UTC
    *licks finger* *wipes it on your shirt* "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
    
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18. Gpc11
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    March 6, 2015 2:07am UTC
    Ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of a tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly.
    
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19. Gpc11
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    March 4, 2015 7:19am UTC
    Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's call the "Garbage CAN", not a "Garbage CAN'T"
    
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20. Gpc11
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    March 4, 2015 7:15am UTC
    Describe your s6x life using SpongeBob quotes:Me: Are you ready kids?
    
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