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unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel · 6 years ago
Horrible
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hannahhere · 8 years ago
funny af
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Ouch that hurt my brain to read
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celtics2468 · 9 years ago
are you feeling it now, mr krabs?
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lemon.cake* · 9 years ago
LMAOO. The struggles.
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Steve · 9 years ago
What would the app do that the site doesn't?
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peace9115* · 9 years ago
lol same with me except people say i can sing... ive never really heard :)
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Primadonna* · 9 years ago
Are you joking?
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icannottellalie · 9 years ago
bruh
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Amenah · 9 years ago
YES I CHECKED

"no" is actually line 87

i'm so cool :D:D:D
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Lil_lamb · 9 years ago
Was gunna comment 'both' and then I saw the tag hahaha
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Witty-Throwbacks* · 9 years ago
A lighter, a knife, and anything flammable.
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bluesea · 9 years ago
euh no....
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 9 years ago
The names were all translated/anglicised.
Jesus' name wasn't (from Greek, though I believe it was translated from Hebrew to Greek), but had it been, we would know him as Joshua.
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Zorox · 9 years ago
Trashbags, a shovel and a bottle of cleaner.
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*Yours Truly* · 9 years ago
Vaseline and gloves. (It doesn't count as a lube.)
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GhostTown · 9 years ago
I used this pick up line and I got punched in the face. Thanks bro.
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Kim_Possible · 9 years ago
not true...

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Heartless17* · 9 years ago
i like saying "I hid the body... Now what?" It's way cliche, but oh so funny. And you can always tell what kind of person they are, based off how they respond.
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
actually, no...
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