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Gpc11
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March 31, 2017 12:00pm UTC

What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
A girl waking up during s3x.

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Gpc11
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March 31, 2017 7:54am UTC

Beer is like the Sun.
It rises in the yeast, and sets in the Waist 🍺

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Gpc11
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May 14, 2015 7:25pm UTC

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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Gpc11
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September 12, 2016 6:38am UTC

I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice.?

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Gpc11
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September 26, 2015 9:04pm UTC

Before making any promises to a girl, m@$turb@te twice...It may change your mind 😁

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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August 8, 2015 1:55am UTC

the songs on the radio are okay but my taste in music is your face

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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September 1, 2015 4:07pm UTC

Over time, we begin to convince ourselves that the reason of our failure was because of those irrelevant excuses.

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Gpc11
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September 1, 2015 12:54pm UTC

I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumb@ss tried to grab the water

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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July 15, 2015 2:10pm UTC

and I ain't seen nothing like you, the way you light up every room tonight so easily

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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July 15, 2015 9:09pm UTC

and I have moved mountains, babe, just to stumble into your good grace, and I still can't compete

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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July 15, 2015 10:36pm UTC

you turn, I stay straight,I bend as you break

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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July 9, 2015 7:53am UTC

Got this same dämn conversation playing over and over in my mind

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Gpc11
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July 16, 2015 12:48am UTC

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the b1ack market.
Oh the irony.

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DwightAllRight

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July 4, 2015 3:28am UTC

Still dead, just checking in. Hi!

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Gpc11
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June 13, 2015 1:35am UTC

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you've skipped the tutorial and you're just sort of running around with no idea how anything works

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Gpc11
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June 13, 2015 1:22am UTC

Jurassic World was so f#ckling awesome.
P.S people that clap in movie theaters ...please f#q off.

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Gpc11
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June 10, 2015 12:54am UTC

Me: What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?
Friend: I don't know
Me: You're disgusting.

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Gpc11
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June 10, 2015 12:50am UTC

I just encountered a spider bigger
than my desire to be the man of the
house.

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Gpc11
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June 6, 2015 1:16am UTC

I suck at apologies so..
UNFUCK YOU!
Or whatever.

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Gpc11
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May 14, 2015 7:37pm UTC

I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower...

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