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Gpc11
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March 4, 2015 7:13am UTC

Bruh it makes me real uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am.

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Gpc11
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February 17, 2015 9:28pm UTC

Baby, I will spank you like an almost empty
Ketchup Bottle .

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Gpc11
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February 9, 2015 7:39pm UTC

Never let your printer know you're in a rush.Those B@stards Smell Fear.

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Gpc11
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February 9, 2015 2:11pm UTC

Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

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Gpc11
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February 8, 2015 5:59am UTC

You're only limited by your ownimagination! And money. And talent.And genetics. And time. And otherpeople. Go for it!

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Gpc11
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February 7, 2015 11:25pm UTC

If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody wanted them. Set them free again.

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Gpc11
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February 7, 2015 10:15pm UTC

I think guns should be banned, mainly so we can have epic sword fights in public again

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Gpc11
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February 7, 2015 1:36pm UTC

I’ll just flip this omelette Aaaand I’m having scrambled eggs.

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Gpc11
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February 7, 2015 1:32pm UTC

Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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Gpc11
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February 6, 2015 1:41am UTC

. .-''''-.,.-''''-............................ ! I MISS !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. ". YOU ."☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆... '''-.,.-''' ... ~~~~~♡fav♡~~~If you miss someone :(

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Gpc11
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February 6, 2015 1:07am UTC

If you're really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the universe a favor.

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Gpc11
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February 6, 2015 1:00am UTC

Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.

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February 6, 2015 12:55am UTC

A wise man said: "I once loved a woman, and she broke my heart to pieces" - "Now every piece loves a different woman"

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Gpc11
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February 6, 2015 12:51am UTC

It took me 26 years to realize that "be there or be square" is because you're not a-round

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January 29, 2015 1:49am UTC

It's so cold outside if somebody robbed me with a water gun I'd give them everything..

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January 29, 2015 1:42am UTC

Guy: Come overGirl: I'm coming overGuy: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed over

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Gpc11
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January 23, 2015 3:45pm UTC

A girl has 5 drinks in 1 hour. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her friends a total of 154 times. How many emojis will she use? Show your math.

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Gpc11
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January 23, 2015 3:32pm UTC

I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at, before you take up bird watching.

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Gpc11
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January 22, 2015 7:51pm UTC

What's the definition of trust?Two cannibals doing 69.

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Gpc11
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January 20, 2015 8:56am UTC

Cute things to call your girlfriend:1.) Sugar 2.) Honey 3.) Flour 4.) Eggs 5.) 1/2 stick of butter 6.) Stir 7.) Pour into pan 8.) Preheat to 375°...

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