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  1. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    One Direction is a vaccum,
    They sucked all the fans away from Justin Bieber.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. crazyxbeautifulxlife crazyxbeautifulxlife
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    I don't always feel gorgeous
    But when I do, it's probably February 30th

  3. foreverinlovewithyou foreverinlovewithyou
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    TheChickCode
    Article 1
    Chicks before dicks. The bond between two women is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, women are more willing and able to commit than men. Unfortunate for our love lives, but true.
    How I Met Your Mother

  4. GloriaRain GloriaRain
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    hey I just f*cked you
    and it was crazy
    don't call my number
    and keep the baby
    Format: twilightgirl995

  5. raidernation2213 raidernation2213
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Hey
    so this is my first witty quote. i love this website.
    HMU(:

  6. BoBo227 BoBo227
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    "Your voice is like a
    combination of
    Fergie and Jesus!"
    -Step Brothers
    My quote//Format by PurplePinkDreams

  7. Megoz7 Megoz7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    He broke up with me</3
    Over a text.

  8. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    "I had a dream about you""Awwwwww""Yeah you died."

  9. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    MILEY CYRUS
    is engaged to
    LIAM HEMSWORTH
    Life=Over
    Face=>:(
    Thoughts= No bi*ch, no. I will cut you.
    Actions= RIOT! For GALEEEE!

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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  11. chewy123 chewy123
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Running through your house 'cause you hear the phone ring just find out that it is a telemarketer. ♥

  12. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 2.
    “I call spinning first!” Zoe snatched the bottle from Jake’s hands.
    “Okay, spaz.” Jake teased.
    “Wait, what happens if I land on Noah?” Zoe asked Jaycie.
    “I suggest you spin again.” She said sternly, pulling Noah closer to her.
    “Whatever.” Zoe brushed it off, giving the bottle a hard spin.
    It landed on Ryan.
    “Get it girl.” I laughed, knowing she had the biggest crush on him since 4thgrade.
    “It’s just a kiss, let’s be a little mature.” She gave me a glare.
    “Said the girl who can’t even say 69 without laughing.”
    She giggled a little, then without hesitation, kissed Ryan.
    Not that Zoe was a sl///t or anything, but she had kind of given herself a reputation for making out with guys.
    “It’s your turn to spin, Ryan.” Noah pointed out.
    He gripped the bottle tightly, then spun it on the carpet.
    I watched it spin around and around, until finally, it stopped.
    To everyone’s surprise, it landed on me.
    This was my chance to see if Jake really did still have feelings for me.
    “Get it girl.” Zoe mocked me.
    I rolled my eyes, leaving a big smirk on her face.
    I then leaned over to kiss Ryan.
    I placed my hands on his shoulders, kissing him passionately, making sure Jake could see.
    When I pulled away, Jake’s face was red with what looked to be anger.
    I gave a pleased smile, and then sat back down.
    It was then Jaycie’s turn, who spun until it landed on Noah.
    I understood that they were a couple and all, but it kind of defeated the purpose of the game to spin until it landed on the person you wanted to kiss.
    “Your turn, Jake.” Ryan handed the bottle to him.
    He took the bottle and placed it on the floor, taking in a deep breath.
    Then, he gave it a gentle spin.
    I watched it spin around and around, secretly hoping it’d land on me.
    Not because I wanted to kiss him, but because I wanted to show him what he could never have again.
    As the bottle came to a stop, it landed on Zoe.
    She went over to him, nearly sat on his lap, and made out with him.
    I clenched my fists, how could she?
    She knew how much I used to like him.
    As I watched them kiss, with her hands around his neck and his hands around her waist, I felt feelings growing inside of me.
    It was anger, it was hatred, it was revenge, and as much as I hated to admit it,
    It was jealousy.
    Thank you all again for the feedback [: I'm sorry for the chapter delay, but i've been trying to find a more efficient way to notify all of you. So, I came up with text message notifications. (These will be a lot faster.) You do not HAVE to do this, but for those of you who do, you will get your notification's before the people I notify via witty. If you are interested in text notifications, text your username to this #-- 603-522-7302 (It's an ipod number) I just think this will be a lot faster. ALSSO, i am beginning the hint thing like my last story.(: If this chapter gets 750 faves, i'll give you guys a hint in the next chapter.[:
    Also, for those who have requested layouts on my layout site, I apologize. I have decided to stop doing Layout requests because they take too long, and there are too many..However, I have added another one direction layout like many of you have requested.:p Characters are up on my profile [:
    No more asking for notifications. Notifying over 430..
    [[[ Fave--Comment--Follow ]]]
    © Format Credit; The.Mascara.Series

  13. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Dora the Explorer died of a heart attack after discovering google maps.
    7 minutes ago · Like · Comment ·

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    The Virgin
    Chapter 6
    (The last one was supposed to be 5!.)
    I looked at him, my mouth unmoving.
    He looked at me and waiting for me to say something.
    "Well," he began, "Since you won't talk I will." He took one of my curls and tucked it behind my ear, I flinched away uncomfortably.
    "What?" I said trying to sound dull and uncaring.
    He gave me a creepy giggle. "Listen. Whether I was drunk or not. I still know your a virgin." He said leaning into me. He brushed my hair back and I smelled his intense burberry cologne and his minty fresh breathe. His blue eyes stared into mine. His perfect, straight tooth smile was shining with glory.
    "Kiss me." he said quickly.
    Overwhelmed by the situation I kissed him quickly.
    He wanted more though.
    He grabbed me and sat me on his lap and started groaping at me and making out with me. He knotted his fingers in my hair.
    A few minutes later he pulled away.
    "Woww." he said one time.
    I smiled at him.
    "Go out with me." He suddenly said, almost implusively.
    "I don't know." I said nervously.
    "Listen, we are with each other almost all the time. Go out with me and let me show you I'm the guy you should loose your virginity too." He said with an evil grin.
    I stared at him. "I am not a virgin. Sorry to break it to you. I really did lose it."
    With that I started up the car and drove away to the store. I drove a little faster than usual since I was angry and I got in and out of the store as fast as I could.
    Javin and I drove home without another word.
    As I unloaded the things into the kitchen my mom called out to me. "Belle. You and Javin need to go start setting up in the backyard." My mother said.
    "OKAY." I shouted back.
    I took things from where my mom put them and took them in the backyard.
    When I finished the buffet tables I realized Javin was no where to be found.
    I went to the kitchen to get some other things when someone lifted me off my feet and put me against a wall.
    Before I had time to catch my breathe, I felt a pair of lips on mine.
    H3Y! Tonight is PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!
    Woho :) I love that show!!
    I'm sorry, the last chapter was supposed to be Chapter 5.
    I l o v e m y r e a d e r s .
    So much!
    You guys ROCCCCCK!

  15. abbygrace101 abbygrace101
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Wow. Your WalMart pants, Dollar store shoes, gas station sunglasses, go perfect with that Louis Vuitton Purse you have. -__-

  16. onedirectionerforever onedirectionerforever
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Thank you to everyone who's been saying
    YOLO
    because really, I thought we all lived twice.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xxKlodixx xxKlodixx
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:15am UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.

  19. KatieBear KatieBear
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
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