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Fay*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 11:46am UTC

Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong
like saying Josh and Drake it just isn't right

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Itchy boob in public is the worst cuz u can't scratch it so u sorta have to
rub ur arm on it w/o looking suspicious ...
It's hard being a girl ok

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 10:14am UTC

Me : Why I am so fat?
Me : Eats 17 pizzas
Me : Eats 42 buckets of icecream
Me :Eats entire family
Me : Why?

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Th e on ly math
i've ever want to do consists of counting my money when I'm rich.

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 2:22pm UTC

normal teenager : sneaks out of the house at 1 am
Me: sneaking out of the bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 am

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 4:00pm UTC

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?DinosnoreHahahaSomeone date me pls

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 1:29pm UTC

If 'plan A'
Didn't work.
The alphabet has 25 more letters
Stay cool!

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 1:21pm UTC

Facebook:
you know my name not my story
Tumblr:
you know my story not my name
- format by Breeze

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 8:58am UTC

me in school : *checks time*
time : 8:00 am
me in school : *checks time 2 hours later*
time : 8:01 am
me on tumblr : *ckecks time*
time : 8:00 am
me on tumblr : *ckecks time 3 seconds later*
time : 11:59 pm October 23rd, 3035

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 8:48am UTC

Lazy rule: If this thing your are looking for isn't on Google's first page
It doesn't excist

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 8:35am UTC

*takes 50 selfies*
*deletes 49*
*stares at the one selfie till it turns ugly*
*deletes that too*

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 8:30am UTC

You ' r e a t Sta r b u c k s?
Ohh, p l e a s e p u t a p h o t o of y o u r c u p o n iIn s t a g r a m
I h a v e n e v e r s ee n one.

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 12:36pm UTC

When i was a kid
I used to sing A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
ELEMENO,P

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 2:34pm UTC

If we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge..?

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Penguins
Can't fly
I can't fly
So thereforce I am a penguin

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Dear teacher,
I will keep talking in the class no matter what....
So stop moving my seat,
It's not going to help
Sincerely your students

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 3:05pm UTC

When I see a beautiful guy,
I take two seconds to imagine
how our kids will look like

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

Story of mY life
Writen in these walls are the stories that i can't explain
I leave my heart open but it stays right here empty for days
She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us is her bones
It seems to me that when i die these words will be writen on my stone
and i'll be gone,gone tonight
the ground beneath my feet is open wide
Theway that i been holding on too tight with nothing in between
The story of my life i take her home
i drive all night to keep her warm AND time.....
It's frozen (the story of,the story of)
The story of my life i give her hope
I spend her love until she's broke inside
the story of my life (THE STORY OF,THE STORY OF)
wRITEN ON THESE WALLS ARETHE COLOURS THAT I CAN'T CHANGE
LEAVE MY HEERT OPEN BUT IT STAYS RIGHT HERE IN IT'S CAGE
I KNOW THAT IN THE MORNING I SEE US IN THE LIGHT UPON YOUR EARS
ALTJOUGH I AM BROKEN MY HEART IS UNTAMED STILL
AND I'LL BE GONE,GONE TONIGHT
THE FIRE BENEATH MY FEET IS BURNING BRIGHT
THE WAY THAT I BEEN OLDING ON SO TIGHT
WITH NOTHING IN BETWEEN
THE STORY OF MY LIFE I TAKE HER HOME
I DRIVE ALL NIGHT TO KEP HER WARM AND TIME IT'S FROZEN
(THE STORY OF,THE STORY OF)
tHE STORY OF MY LIFE I GIVE HER HOPE
I SPEND HER LOVE UNTIL SHE'S BROKE INSIDE
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
AND I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TIME TO COME AROUND
BUT BABY RUNNING AFTER YOU IS LIKE CHASSING THE CLOUDS
THE STORY OF MY LIFE I TAKE HER HOME
I DRIVE ALL NIGHT TOO KEEP HER WARM AND TIME IT'S FROZEN
THE STORY OF MY LIFE I GIVE HER HOPE
I SPEND HER LOVE UNTIL SHE'S BROKE INSIDE
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
(THE STORY OF,THE STORY OF )
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
STORY OF MY LIFE

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 10:22am UTC

What do you mean
I have no social life?
I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Don't worry for those who talk behind your back
They are behind you for some reason

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