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Fay*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
from a vending machine

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:46am UTC

How come when Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art"
but when l do it, l'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot"

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 10:24am UTC

me : ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me : so that's my contribution to society
me : you're welcome

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 1:39pm UTC

“ dude ”
--me expressing disbilief,anger,sympathy or shock

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 9:40am UTC

facebook : omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr : happy birthday jesus u was a real nig*a

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 6:46am UTC

That annoying moment when
your parents rush you to get ready, and when you are ready
they are not

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 5:51am UTC

When people come over,
and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest
woman in the world

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 10:45am UTC

Me at school:
No really l am smart
l just don't feel like doing this

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Instead of
getting their period,girls should just
get to sleep for 5 days staight every month
everyone wins

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
so if you are single it's ok
maybe he's not just born yet

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC

When l draw birds
l draw flying mustaches

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 11:33am UTC

dude
If you think about it we are already astronauts.
Cause earth is in space
We are in space
Dude

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 1:33pm UTC

it takes me 10 seconds to write my text
and 3 minutes to pick an emoji that l think goes with

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 11:23am UTC

oversized hoodies
you think they're clothes
but they're actully wearable hugs

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 10:03am UTC

When my crushmakes a joke:
hahahahalwanttohavesexwithyouhahahaha

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 9:56am UTC

me flirting:
What was the homework?

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 6:29am UTC

*enters urban outfitters*[macklmore voice]
yo that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 8:57am UTC

I have 3 moods
1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.?????????????
3.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 9:36am UTC

people:Ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me:My whole life depends on this

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 12:37pm UTC

Why do people ask me what
i want to do in the future when i don't even know what i want to do in 10 minutes?
GET OUT OF MY FACE

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