Fay*'s Quotes

Fay*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 1:52pm UTC

Dear Math,
go buy your own calculator and solve
your own problems. l'm a teenager
not a therapist

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 1:33pm UTC

l'm awkward when people compliment me:
"Nice hair"
Me: Thanks, l grew it myself

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 12:56pm UTC

me: I want to lose weight
me:l want skinny legs
me:l want a flat stomach
me:l want to be thin
me:*sees mcdonalds*
me:yolo
Format by Breeze

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:34am UTC

Dear family,
Just because l'm laughing when l'm reading a text
doesn't mean l'm flirting with someone

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC

l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:40am UTC

Dear iPhone,
l have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you
continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"
...l hate you

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 10:23am UTC

l bet Medusa used to take selfies
and send em to people she disliked like
surprise you little b*tch

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 7:23am UTC

Why can't l lose weight
as easily as l lose my friends.

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 11:53am UTC

Why do some couples make their status "single" everytime they fight?
I don't put "orphan" when l get into fights wih my parents...

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 11:48am UTC

Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk
and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 9:56am UTC

Me: Mom you want any help?
Mom: No sweetie..
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITSLIKE
NONEOF YOU CARE AROUND HERE

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 9:53am UTC

chocolate is made of cocoa
cocoa is made from plants
therefore chocolate = salad

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 2:43pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're not sure if something is your
actual memory or if your brain made it up.

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC

Dear phone,
Thank you for not making me look
like a loner in awkward situations.
~Sincerely me

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:30pm UTC

exercise
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extra large fries

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:26pm UTC

Story of my life
When most girls wear hoodies& messy
buns they look amazing, but when l do,
l look like i've tried every drug in the
world

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up
with a huge temporary crush on them and you're like like where
DID THIS COME FROM

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 1:05pm UTC

Okay how can some girls wear extensions and fake eyelashes
everyday when half the time l wake up and don't even want to
put pants on

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 11:15am UTC

Do you ever feel physically sick because
you know you are not good enough for anybody
and you can't do anything rigt and you are too tired....

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 10:00am UTC

2014 spoiler: I still won't have a boyfriend

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