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  1. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:36am UTC
    Relatable Post #4784
    That awkward moment
    when you start the test
    and you can't even
    answer the first question.
    nmq

  2. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    when you were little and had to sleep with all your stuffed animals
    so none of them would get their feelings hurt.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Do you ever think
    about how weird reading is?
    Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols
    and construct the scenarios and concepts,
    they describe in our mind
    and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions
    and make us cry and laugh.
    Wow reading is weird

  4. Ray1243 Ray1243
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Cat's Diary
    Day 983 of My Captivity
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meant, while the other inmates and I are fed harsh or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength up.
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. B*******!
    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet while he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
    I am convinced the other prisoners hear are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe…for now.

  5. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Somtimes I listen to stranger's conversations and mentally give my opinion

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    I miss those days when we were all friends.

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Whenever I think I'm going to get in trouble, I hide my phone.

  8. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    3 most difficult things in the world:
    1) You can't count your hair.
    2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
    Now please put your tongue back in.

:)

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