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Johanna Mason*
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October 22, 2012 8:20pm UTC

This is why i love Sheldon #2
Sheldon: "I made tea."
Leonard: "I don't want tea."
Sheldon: "I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea."
Leonard: "Then why are you telling me?"
Sheldon: "It's a conversation starter."
Leonard: "That's a lousy conversation starter."
Sheldon: "Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."

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Just_Josh
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October 22, 2012 5:55pm UTC

So...
anyone want a witty brother?
I'm Just So... Ergh

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Melrose*
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October 22, 2012 6:52pm UTC

*watching tv*
me: that lady is a cat lady.
my mom: i know. take a good look at your future.

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lolmybffjill
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October 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC

I t h o u g h t
i was prepared for anything
but i never expected
that you would
----------- share your
forever with somebody else

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randi*
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October 22, 2012 6:22pm UTC

me at the store with skinny jeans, a cute shirt, converse, makeup & hair done nice: old people and unnatractive guys
me at the store in old pajamas and old shoes with hair in a bun & no makeup: hot guy, hot guy, hot guy, and oh, would you look at that, someone from school

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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October 21, 2012 10:30pm UTC

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC

don't act like just because it's october
that means you're going to go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other cuddling and doing cute fall things when we all know you're gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown on Disney channel and pig out.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 22, 2012 3:58pm UTC

It’s amazing
some people, they just say these small little things,
one sentence and it changes the way you feel about them
in an instant.
Small little words that can hurt you so much
or make you fall deeply in love forever.
It changes everything,
nothing between you is ever really the same again,
even if they don’t know it

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jimmy365
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October 22, 2012 12:21am UTC

THERE'S NO REASON
Y O U C A N ' T B E
the smart kid ♥
the fit kid♥
the preformer♥
the funny kid ♥
THERE'S NO REASON
Y O U C A N ' T B E
you♥

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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DoodleLove
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October 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Now that fall is here,
Are all the teenage girls with duck faces going to fly south?

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xlonglivex
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October 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Today I got a text from him saying
"I love you"
I didn't believe, i'm not that niave.
Yet he kept saying all these wonderful things.
I told him to prove it was him.
He named things only he would know, and then
"I'm just kidding, i'd never like you"
It was one of the most painful things I have ever felt.
But then I found out it was his friend,
but it's still killing me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC

things that make me fall asleep real fast:
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
#thatescalatedquickly

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I wonder what it’s like
being the pretty girl.
The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
when she passes by.
The girl that can wake up and go to school
without even trying.
The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
The girl that a lot of people like.
The girl with such an amazing personality
that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
being that kind of girl...

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DoodleLove
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October 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC

[] Single
[] Taken
☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

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