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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Me: *has attractive parents*
Me: *is ugly as f/ck*

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 2:09pm UTC

How We See Cats:
Cats: Meow...
Cats: Meow.
How Cats Actually Are:
Cats: The f/ck you saying, b/tch?
Cats: Get your filthy fingers off me, woman.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Every song just makes me think of you,
because the singer sounds as if she was longing,
as if she was longing too.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 2:00pm UTC

How We See Cats:
"WHO'S A GOOD KITTY?"
Cats: Meow...
"YOU ARE."
Cats: Meow.
How Cats Actually Are:
Cats: The f/ck you saying, b/tch?
Cats: Get your filthy fingers off me, woman.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 1:57pm UTC

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"The most painful thing to experience
is not defeat but regret."
- Leo Bascagilla
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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I opened my notebook with tear stained eyes,
leafing through the pages, reviving the memories.
Until I came upon it.
His birthday.
I had carefully written his name with a pencil in cursive writing and the date beneath it.
I stared at it until it just appeared as blotches,
my tears blocking the view.
I grabbed a rubber and rubbed at the particular spot,
in a desperate attempt to erase his name from my notebook.
And my heart and mind.
I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed until the page tore.
Yet I could still see the faded handwriting.
I stared at it.
And then I broke down sobbing as I realized forgetting him,
was not going to be easy.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:32pm UTC

I remember when I was in kindergarten,
all the kids would show off their underwear. It was like the main gossip that went on in kindergarten. There was this one time I wore a My Little Mermaid underwear and when I told the other kids, they were all like "prove it" and when I did, they were like "woah" and I was like an awesome kid for the rest of the day and I was so proud of it like "Hell yeah I have awesome underwear."

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Pluto*
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Plot Twist: This is back in trend.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when your cat is asleep
on your lap and someone comes and just
starts stroking it.
Like omg go away you, can't you see she's asleep.
Gosh you're such an idiot.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC

*Trying To Study While Listening To Music*
Me: Law and order situation in the country should be made better, enabling investors to...
Me: Enabling investors to...
Me: To...
Me: ...
Me: SING IT FOR THE BOYS, SING IT FOR THE GIRLS EVERY TIME THAT YOU LOSE IT SING IT FOR THE WORLD. SING IT FOR THE DEAF, SING IT FOR THE BLIND, SING ABOUT EVERYONE THAT YOU LEFT BEHIND. SING IT FOR THE WORLD.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:31am UTC

My Mom Waking Me Up:
Mom: Wake up, breakfast is ready!
Me: I'm coming in one second...
Mom: I SAID WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.
Me: Oh My God, Mom, I'm coming!
Mom: Wow, you're always in a bad mood. Are you ever happy?
Me: -.-

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Pluto*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 2:49am UTC

Why do I even bother? I will never be perfect enough to my parents. I'll just be a second choice to everyone.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 2:27pm UTC

*Me On Every Sleepover*
Me: Lets pull an all-nighter!
*Two Hours Later*
Me: Guys, I'm tired...

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Pluto*
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Give me back my heart
before it breaks even more, you f/cking b/stard.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:06pm UTC

♚
I Am Calm
So
Shut Up.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Me: I had the worst day. I just want to go to bed but first I'll drink some water.
Me: *grabs glass*
Me: *knocks over plate*
Me: *accidently smashes vase*
Me: *steps on cat*
Me: *drops bottle of water*
Me: ...
Me: *bursts into tears*

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Pluto*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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Because Eating Numbs The Pain...
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Pluto*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 5:05pm UTC

How Are We Guys Getting Excited About A
Zombie Apocalypse...
When we can't even handle a spider.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

I don't know how to put feelings into words ...
So I'll just keep them bottled up and hope that they'll eventually dissapear .

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